Chris

[Chris @dooglestweets]

Tim on the current state of UK policing:

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

The Tragedy Of Henry Nowak

[Chris @dooglestweets]

“Have her load the dishwasher in a way that makes absolutely no logical sense and make the placement of the dishes a brand new combination each time”

[Chris @dooglestweets]

@ColeFusionHQ Rangey on finance.

[Aron Fromm @aronfromm]

A little short I made about Norm.

[Chris @dooglestweets]

to anyone who’s uncultured
here’s how a burnt peanut sounds, which is clearly not yodeling. It’s a form of lullaby performed at the end of a stream for viewers learnt from many generations. calling it “weird” or brushing it off is disrespectful.

[🇵🇸✪ noura ོ☁︎ @nourslogical]

to anyone who’s uncultured
here’s how a zaghrouta sounds, which is clearly not yodeling. It’s a form of celebration preformed at weddings and moments of joy all around west asia and north africa learnt from many generations. calling it “weird” or brushing it off is disrespectful.

[Chris @dooglestweets]

How many lessons does this prick need to learn before he learns to guard his chin? @LukeRobinson_86

[ESPN MMA @espnmma]

"This is one of the biggest lessons in my life. ... I will be back."

Jiri Prochazka was emotional in the post-fight interview after his KO loss to Carlos Ulberg.

[Chris @dooglestweets]

Ok… what kind of British National are they?

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Met Police says the two men arrested in connection with the arson attack on the Jewish community ambulances are British nationals

[Chris @dooglestweets]

“Low IQ Americans could be here”

[Winston 'Hercules' Boyne @StaunchiusP]

John Davidson has me retweeting and liking Celtic twitter.

All Scotland ever needed to heal was someone we could mutually hate.

Low IQ Americans.

[Chris @dooglestweets]

@HappyPunch What is actually wrong with this guy @LukeRobinson_86 😂😂😂

[The ₿itcoin Therapist @TheBTCTherapist]

If you don’t laugh at this you’re not human

[Soze Faizon Blanco @TheHumanDurag]

What the fuck is this guys problem LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Chris @dooglestweets]

@joeybeastmarket

[Chris @dooglestweets]

Am I… the deranged penguin?

[Lemma Wild @lemmawild]

In 2007, legendary director Werner Herzog released the documentary Encounters at the End of the World. While filming at McMurdo Station in Antarctica, he recorded a scene that deviated from every "cute" nature documentary trope ever made.

Herzog observed a colony of Adélie penguins heading toward the sea to feed. One penguin, however, stopped. It turned away from the water, away from the colony, and away from its food source. It began walking toward the vast, frozen interior of the continent, a journey of thousands of kilometers into certain death. 

The "Nihilist Penguin" became famous because of Herzog’s narration and his refusal to intervene. He asked the scientists if there was such a thing as "insanity" among penguins. The experts explained that even if they caught the bird and brought it back to the shore, it would simply turn around and head back toward the mountains. 
It wasn't lost; it had made a choice to exit its own world.

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

Just saw the Odyssey trailer, sad that Christopher Nolan chose to ignore historically accurate costumes in his film about Cyclops monsters and Siren mermaids or whatever.

[Chris @dooglestweets]

@Tr4367 @AshleyRindsberg @MsMelChen Simply not true, I was smoking them this summer in St Emillion. An impeccable smoke. 10/10.

[Chris @dooglestweets]

@MainstreamViews @royalserf @Polymarket ??

[Chris @dooglestweets]

@JTizz9 @Idrisnk The amount of times I’ll be in my car and see a bird and say “it’s a mad ting right now” in that voice 😂

[ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 @kunley_drukpa]

You can kill the man but not the idea