fishlover445

fish are so cool like they just swim around it’s tight

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

Worst part abt being circumcised is having to cut it twice a year to stop the foreskin from regrowing

[fishlover445 @dookiewizard]

@misspelted Fuck yea man tell these mfs what it is balls up

[slothy @slothy_420]

i jerk off with my pants on cause i’m afraid a spider will crawl up my ass

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

having a qui gon jinn summer (gambling on sports, wearing robes, adopting orphans into my ancient religion)

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

CPS took my children, ong we boutta turn tf up this summer 💯 ‼️

[frick @gofrickurself]

High as fuck and scared of my own teeth

[۟ @ragingxngxl]

I do cocaine and eat at Arby’s I never gave a fuck

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Random chest pains are a sign of good luck in some cultures

[René @schizohustler]

i can easily go minutes or even hours without drinking beer or jacking off. i'm like a monk in a way.

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[Groby @groby5000000]

They should have a place for you to wipe your penis on the wall at the grocery store

[Guppi @guppisound]

Oh im getting a call. DECLINED! jackin off!!!

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

i'm slouching in my chair and watching videos on my phone with the brightness all the way up. i'm dehydrated, my skin is dry and i'm abusing advil. my fit is trash too

[Jared “Ghost Dog” Denney @PlayaJared]

Graham Cracker’s Dracula

[creedmakinnoise. @myculturenoisey]

Ilovemakonen started that gay shit fr.

[Quite Fucking SAD @tom_on_here]

It’s actually quite toxic for my wife to expect me to wipe every single time

[fishlover445 @dookiewizard]

Studies show opiates feel like dog surgery

[Voice2skull Jr. @simpcocaine]

Grocery stores should have showers so you can wash your ass, balls, and etc

[JJ 🦔 @misspelted]

@dookiewizard

[fishlover445 @dookiewizard]

Studies show my cock fat and my money up