Michael Dooley

[Michael Dooley @Dools29]

@bowtiedtempered @BowTiedBull Idk you see that kid WayBay on Tik Tok? If he makes it to the majors it's clearly a result of his dad. Guess we'll know in 14 years! lol

[Michael Dooley @Dools29]

You don’t see nearly as many monarch butterflies as you used to

[Michael Dooley @Dools29]

@dissidentwest If you're mixing sprints and what not, it's not the same. I started out playing basketball in HS then switched to 8k's in cross country for college. Runner's High sets in about 35 minutes into a long run, and then you really start to feel it when you keep going.

[Michael Dooley @Dools29]

@datingbyblaine Men in Chicago: Still a mystery

[John B. Holbein @JohnHolbein1]

"The legalization of mobile sports gambling in America was a policy mistake and that the evidence is now clear enough to say so."

[Ryan Burge 📊 @ryanburge]

In Spring of 2016, the on campus enrollment at Eastern Illinois University was 6,991.

In Spring of 2026, it was 3,660.

That's a decline of 48% in just ten years.

This is happening right now to dozens of directional universities throughout the Midwest.

[Michael Dooley @Dools29]

@Eric_Erins Those are great and if you keep going west it gets better. Galesburg, Quad Cities etc. Great downtown areas

[Michael Dooley @Dools29]

@OunkaOnX @grok how many mentions of eating babies are there in the Epstein files

[Michael Dooley @Dools29]

Moved to an actual rust belt town. Bought a house for $87,000. Three bedrooms, one bath. Living room, backyard. Being able to actually own it is the coolest part.

[Michael Dooley @Dools29]

@wingsbeersport @stoolpresidente He’s a bot, not a real bears fan

[Michael Dooley @Dools29]

So in October I was in Vegas and put $105 on the Bears to win the Super Bowl. I get like $11,000 if they win. If they do win, I���m heading to Nicaragua and recording an album there with this Argentine guitarist I met last week.

As a lifelong Bears fan im skeptical but LFG bears!

[Michael Dooley @Dools29]

@JamesMelville All of this was done without the artists consent

[Michael Dooley @Dools29]

@ZeitvilleMedia Www ? Wild Wild West? (I joke but long timer reader and I actually don’t know what www is in this context)

[Michael Dooley @Dools29]

@diorvijane Love this for them. I did this for a girl once too

[Michael Dooley @Dools29]

@curlyfro I grew up in Brookfield. It's basically Chicago. Somehow, no one knows Brookfield. It goes completely under the radar.

Also, this zoo is technically in Hollywood, a neighborhoof of Brookfield, named previous to Hollywood LA. They stole the name

[Michael Dooley @Dools29]

Wow refs had money on the eagles tonight

[Michael Dooley @Dools29]

@natgeo61 How much did that garage roof setup cost to make? Just bought a new place in the Midwest and it needs a garage but I don’t think I have the money to build a full one

[Michael Dooley @Dools29]

@itsjacksworld Asuncion for sure haha

[Michael Dooley @Dools29]

@the_transit_guy Galesburg, IL