john sex

take a shit, pal.

[john sex @doomballs]

if some body text you and you call them right back but they don’t answer its because they are taking a shit and don’t want you to smell it

[john sex @doomballs]

🎶Mr. F

https://t.co/zcphkUF6PT

[john sex @doomballs]

in talks with the top democrats to sell them a bunch of “make adults girls again” hats to wear in front of the president so he will feel shame

[john sex @doomballs]

dr science didn’t even think to put them shits on concrete cuz that wood didn’t catch on fire either

[john sex @doomballs]

post this on buttersky and you’ll go viral (50 likes)

[john sex @doomballs]

thought up scamerica just now and im gonna keep saying it at the bar tonight until someone says it’s good then im going to tell them we should get that going

[john sex @doomballs]

you are garbage but it’s okay cuz goerge costaza will eat you out

[john sex @doomballs]

tump is going to say he has many trans supporters and point to loomer

[john sex @doomballs]

had to change the toilet paper roll again so haters can stop saying i don’t blow my nose and shit a lot

[john sex @doomballs]

Threw my whole ass off a cliff in a fit of vengeance.

[E. Balm Swirled @SheaWhitaker]

Noticed birds perching on some lumber I’d left drying across multiple rungs of a ladder and thought “I should design something specifically for that” but the more I fleshed out the details I realized I was trying to invent a tree.

[john sex @doomballs]

@MikeSington https://t.co/wvS2MMw0u6

[john sex @doomballs]

@betterhelp @veryfinanceguy knew a dude that quit a nationwide lawn care company because there was no quality control and everyone just did whatever they wanted

[john sex @doomballs]

Kermit’s balls are an elbow? That’s messed up.

[john sex @doomballs]

drake ever murder that ladies pussy?

[john sex @doomballs]

when you can’t hang so you bring in a ringer

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The people have spoken.

Trump will be reinstated.

Vox Populi, Vox Dei.

[john sex @doomballs]

ugly sweatshirts party

[john sex @doomballs]

the reply sucks

[john sex @doomballs]

@awgaffney thamks for stanig up for justoce

[Enrique Shockwave @UNDEADTRESOR]

"And that's why I can't cum unless there's a gun in in my mouth. Anyway, enough about me, can I get ya'll started with some appetizers?"

[brendle @brendlewhat]

I have over 30 juggabytes of data stored in the clown.