sollux

𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗺𝘆 𝗯𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗶𝗻 𝗿𝗼𝘁. // heavily headcannon based, mdni.

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2ometiime2 ii que2tiion what the fuck am ii doiing here

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2top.

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ii dont break 2hiit

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍𝙺͟𝙰͟𝚁͟𝙺͟𝙰͟𝚃͟. @carcnogneticist]

I AM NOT EATING THE BALLS.

[sollux @doommageddons]

al2o never utter that phra2e around me agaiin

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ii never know wiith you anymore. any tiime ii thiink you cant get any more braiinle22, you manage two exceed my expectatiion2

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍𝙺͟𝙰͟𝚁͟𝙺͟𝙰͟𝚃͟. @carcnogneticist]

NO I’M NOT ACTUALLY EATING THE FUCKING BALLS. WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?

[sollux @doommageddons]

plea2e tell me youre not eatiing the fuckiing chrii2tma2 decoratiion2

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ii cant tell iif youre fuckiing wiith me or not

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍𝙺͟𝙰͟𝚁͟𝙺͟𝙰͟𝚃͟. @carcnogneticist]

CRUNCHY FRUIT

[sollux @doommageddons]

what ii2 wrong wiith you.

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍𝙺͟𝙰͟𝚁͟𝙺͟𝙰͟𝚃͟. @carcnogneticist]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT THE BOBBLE THINGS OFF TREES

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merry crii2tler

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my favouriite dino2aur is a the2auru2

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why am ii watchiing kark get ga2liit

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what the fuck diid ii wake up two

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why are piig2 iin plane2

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// twitter give me notifications challenge? failed again

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one joke ii2 all iit take2 to 2et you off huh

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍𝙺͟𝙰͟𝚁͟𝙺͟𝙰͟𝚃͟. @carcnogneticist]

THROUGH THE FLOOR.

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fanta2tic iin2ult. iim pokiing fun

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@Equine_Strength there are 2o many other word2 two use.

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ii cant take any conver2atiion 2eriiou2ly a2 2oon a2 iindubiitably ii2 uniironiically u2ed

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@carcnogneticist // i am awake and you expect me to read all that

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2u2piiciiou2

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍𝙺͟𝙰͟𝚁͟𝙺͟𝙰͟𝚃͟. @carcnogneticist]

A. HEADACHE. IT WAS A POUNDING HEADACHE.