dave

[dave @stridebytime]

yo

[dave @stridebytime]

you ever look at a block of ice and go yeah id bite that if i could

[dave @stridebytime]

whats poppin

[dave @stridebytime]

just whack your tits off boom simple solution to every life problem

[dave @stridebytime]

importing clipart of a barbecue crashed my entire computer shits smokin

[dave @stridebytime]

oh shit

best call the pest control

fined for unwarranted hating

gotta watch out man youre gonna wrack up some fines with all that hatin

[carcinoGeneticist @godvantas]

DO YOU HEAR THAT, DAVE

UH OH! SOUNDS LIKE...
SOMEONE'S RINGING THE PEAL SCREAMER! THERE'S A HATER HERE!

(IT’S ME. I’M THE HATER. THAT’S MY BULLSHIT ASSIGNED SKAIAN ROLE, ACTUALLY. HATER OF STRIDER.)

[dave @stridebytime]

i have eaten about twenty gummy bears in a row

not like the small ones

the like bigger ones

[dave @stridebytime]

well yeah like i said brain broken and all

you cant expect me to like start throwing down some slick rhymes right now man

cut me some slack

goddamn

[carcinoGeneticist @godvantas]

I THINK THIS SHIT’S OF DUBIOUS QUALITY, DAVE. NOT REALLY YOUR BEST WORK, IN MY OPINION.

[dave @stridebytime]

yeah man it working over time all the time spoutin that good shit

[carcinoGeneticist @godvantas]

WAS IT EVER WORKING TO BEGIN WITH?

[dave @stridebytime]

all my belongings go in the grave with me nobody gets shit

[dave @stridebytime]

my brain has stopped working hold my funeral

[dave @stridebytime]

new years time to get balls off high

[dave @stridebytime]

merry new years eve what the fuck is up

[dave @stridebytime]

damn i kinda died for a couple days who missed me

[dave @stridebytime]

im gonna carry around a mistletoe for the entirety of tomorrow just to throw it at people and watch the panic unfold

[dave @stridebytime]

merry christmas eve

[dave @stridebytime]

i mean like extra eight hours not just eight hours in total

[dave @stridebytime]

man i just slept like a whole ass eight hours i am not okay

[dave @stridebytime]

where the hoes at