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Our Limited Edition 100% Bamboo Toilet Paper Series #1 Blind Box is now live 🧻

RRP: $79

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BREAKING: The @doomrolltp Black Friday event is right around the corner. Here’s an early look at our up to 40% off subscriber sale:

📦 Series #1 Blind Box (Limited to 2,500 boxes)
🧻 FREE Doom Roll Collector Case
💩 FREE Worthless Piece of Sh*t Stress Toy
💀 1,200+ Dead Points & more FREE NFTs with every purchase

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🚨#BREAKING: Watch as an employee starts a massive fire inside a 1.2 million square foot warehouse filming himself on Instagram as he sets toilet paper packages ablaze

📌#Ontario | #California

Watch as a disgruntled employee started a massive fire at a 1.2 million-square-foot Kimberly-Clark warehouse in Ontario, California, with 29-year-old Chamel Abdulkarim arrested on arson charges after filming himself on Instagram setting toilet paper packages on fire and saying You may not pay us enough to f*cking live, but these btches are dirt cheap. There goes your inventory. All you had to do was pay us enough to live. The warehouses, which span roughly 11 city blocks which prompted a massive response a 6-alarm fire alert from 175 firefighters and 20 engines working to put out the blaze. Thankfully, no injuries were reported.

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The toilet roll for humanity’s rear end is now available on Superfan 🧻

NFT holders of @mfmeatbags can now get paid to share @doomrolltp on X and TikTok.

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The @superfanso beta is live.

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@Tma_420 Doom 🧻

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Get paid to save asses 🧻

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Introducing the @doomrolltp $1,000,000 Survival Network Program.

Our next step toward alignment, co-creation, and winning together in web3 🧵

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Happy Holidays CT🎄

Enter to win a year’s supply of TP 🧻

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💩 shitty market conditions? we've got just the thing to help...

🧻 we're giving away a year's supply of toilet paper to 3 followers, courtesy of Doom Roll, a MoonPay Commerce partner!

✅ to enter, just like this post + follow @doomrolltp

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@FrankDa24699311 @reforestnow_au doing our part 🌲

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1 BOX = 1 TREE PLANTED 🌲

We’re proud to partner with @reforestnow_au to support reforestation where it’s needed most.

Over one million trees are cut down every day to make traditional toilet paper. In places like Sumatra, Indonesia, that choice has real consequences.

Now every box you purchase helps clean up the mess.

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@_Dentaxx @reforestnow_au The dump responsibly initiative 🧻

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@Charelsnotchuck Open a support ticket in Discord, we'll get you sorted 🤝

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What’s your favourite character from Series #1… and who should we drag into the bathroom for Series #2? 👀

[Robert @rbrtmb]

If you haven't heard, @doomrolltp is now available for pre-order.

Super proud of the team in creating what I believe will be the best CPG canvas for IP out of web3, in a product category that hasn't been disrupted in decades.

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JUST IN: @doomrolltp panic buying surges as "digital gold" dumps.