I regularly blow my nose before wiping my arse to make the most of the toilet paper. Accidentally messed the order up the other day and would not recommend.
I once stared at Peter Capaldi for an uncomfortably long time in Canary Wharf before eventually going "fuck it," marching up and "just letting him know I thought he was awesome and thank you for so many great performances." It was not Peter Capaldi.
2/2
but instead of trying to calm things down he starts twatting the guy with his baton, in the end the guy gets the baton off the copper and starts hitting him AND his wife!...
Then this crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages
1/2 Just got back from Blackpool, never again!
On the seafront I saw a guy and woman having a shouting match until the woman smacked the guy in the head and they started fighting. Then a copper turned up ....
@JGilgannon Yes, mine is on too. After this wee spell, hopefully will be able to turn it off for a few months. 😊. Then look out the fans for the three weeks we need them 😆