Stupid Girl

[Emily Richardson @emrich44]

One of you on here has fucked this guy, and it’s time to face your shame

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Dammit I didnt mean to get this drunk this quickly

[Stupid Girl @doooiiiit]

@LindaLuccio Fuck you Linda

[déia @partygirlu2]

when you touch keanu reeves

[Stupid Girl @doooiiiit]

@badbitchinaz Weed always

[Stupid Girl @doooiiiit]

@dglesterhardunk @quezoncityqueen Lies

[Honey Boob Boob 🇨🇦 @HoneyBaaBaa]

I came on Twitter for a break. And now I hate people.

[Stupid Girl @doooiiiit]

I remember 😂 #bringbackjuddyroast

[Juddy @iAmJuddy]

Long ago a bunch of assholes roasted me on here and it was fuckin awesome. Ask anyone back then. Let’s bring back the fun to this app. Check out #JuddyRoast. It’s all for comedy. Zero limits. Fire away this weekend. Fuck you.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

It’s crazy that 1990 and 2019 were both 30 years ago.

[Stupid Girl @doooiiiit]

@NickBossRoss I feel like Balls of Fury was an indirect sequel

[Stupid Girl @doooiiiit]

You need this in your life right now

[National Cowboy & Western Heritage Museum @ncwhm]

Hello, my name is Tim and I am the head of security for The Cowboy. I have been asked to take on the additional duty of social media management while the museum is closed. I’m new to this but excited. My team will also continue to protect and monitor the museum. Thanks, Tim Send

[Stupid Girl @doooiiiit]

@misscarman33 Hell yeah you are! Getum! 🥊

[Stupid Girl @doooiiiit]

Buy a bus ticket. Run away from your problems.

[Stupid Girl @doooiiiit]

I told you it wasn’t going to get any better 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Stupid Girl @doooiiiit]

2019 called, it’s not getting any better

[Stupid Girl @doooiiiit]

The depths of human vileness that need to exist for the literal president to stand on a podium and make fun of a sexual assault survivor.

[Disdain @IsaacDisdain]

My Twitter is just a really long note to self.

[Vaughn | 💔 #RIPAkiraToriyama 🙏🏽 @ComicLover_94]

A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: “Keep off the Grass.”

[Vaughn | 💔 #RIPAkiraToriyama 🙏🏽 @ComicLover_94]

"Humble pie" is still pie, which is always good. You should have to eat humble glass shards.