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this place whomps

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@accordingtoca @RM_Transit yeah I'm just gonna take bathurst instead thanks

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dawg we got jira for missile strikes

[Bilawal Sidhu @bilawalsidhu]

Probably the most current look at Palantir’s maven smart system software. Here’s the DoW’s Chief AI officer showing how it works:

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verbally abusing ai with the boys

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Sriracha fire extinguisher

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if she had a slice she'd pronounce it correctly

[Eric Lombardi (EricForOLP.ca) 🇨🇦🚀 @EricDLombardi]

Toronto’s NIMBYs live on another planet than the rest of us.

This woman lives in Trinity-Bellwoods, one of the most popular neighbourhoods in the entire country specifically because of its vibrant small businesses and mixed urbanism.

Most normal people can only dream of living in this expensive neighbourhood.

90% of people react to the best slice of pizza in the city opening around the corner from them with a “this is awesome”.

But not this crank! Yet, Toronto Councillors decided to cater to the handful of miserable voices who look at local success and say “you know what, this sucks actually, we should have less of it”.

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has anyone kept whipping to see if there’s another state after butter

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September summer defeatism is a vile disease

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Jim twitter

[Ty Guy @brainenergy4me]

It doesn’t feel right sitting down to work without my three milks

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You can have some soup and just add more water then you’ve created more soup

[JT @jiratickets]

ahhhh yes good morning let’s open up the Infinite Information River for a nice 20 minutes before getting out of bed or thinking any original thoughts at all

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please don't make fun of poo, it's the law

[TTC Media Relations 📰🚌🚋🚈 @TTCNewsroom]

Yes, Matt. We were kids once too and the acronym was thought through, but the designation was not ours to begin with..
It existed in Ontario legislation long before the TTC began using it this weekend.
A simple search through this document shows multiple references.

https://t.co/wCijJWTXhz

We thank the snickering, puerile 12-year-old boys who dominate the internet for their insights.
However, it does not negate the fact that fare cheats face fines of hundreds of dollars – which is no laughing matter.

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they did the meme

[Barstool Breakdown @StoolBreakdown]

🇺🇸Never Forget! Happy 4th🇺🇸
https://t.co/Xz9k2jMu30

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Gonna invent transitions contact lenses

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There is not an appliance on this planet that I can’t change the clock on

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Slowest ride club ever

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You speak Dutch. Everyone speaks Dutch

[sickly bug @buginformations]

you have to believe 100 humans can defeat anything. You have to believe in humanity

[Chamath Palihapitiya @chamath]

Until a few days ago, I thought Temu and Shein were characters from a Disney movie!

[Tabatha Southey 🇨🇦 @TabathaSouthey]

This is almost like a George Carlin bit.

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Bring back saying quarter to eight