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detail-oriented nihilist. witch moth

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nothing i like more than my wife singing along to youth brigade

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this 750ml of frenet branca is not going to make me cry. merry fuckin xmas

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i just ate nine dollars worth of cheese and two coors banquets.

[Jack @jack_beyond]

he stood in that weird gravel. shook himself back to what passed for reality. from a faint somewhere he could hear something melodic below the constant ringing in his ears; about roads in a place called “west virginia”. whatever the fuck that was about.

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anyway i might post some shit this week. but maybe not

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i’m getting married in vegas tomorrow. until death 💀

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the sun is shining the birds are singing and the day is just full of fun possibilities. some of which end in grisly death

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satan get thee in front of me i dont care

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grocery shopping makes me real melancholy

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shows up a little early to a knife fight with a boomerang

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if i accidentally cut my femoral artery w this knife my phone would probably be ruined by all the blood

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neither google maps or apple maps will tell me where there is a good well to jump down

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might as well be drinkin our own piss now

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i don’t know how to live. but i know how to die

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i should've told her to fuck off and die but i forgot

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well you see, thats called a centipede and yes, i know it is coming out of my ear

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ill be the dead leaves blowing off your car as you drive away

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enemy guns surrounding. unarmed, i bleed into the dirt

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we found a gun in the alley

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being nice doesnt pay but i will still be nice