IV

[Horton “The Seargent” Vanderbilt II @coalburner29]

Favorite photo from college football last year

[Hammillionaire @Hammilionaire]

words can’t describe how much i love this video

[kiki 🕯️ @kikillo]

hahaha alright dude take it easy see you later

[dylan🇵🇸 @fountinsofwayne]

i’ve been laughing at this tiktok for years at this point, ut gets me everytime

[gold star for robot boy @chasedbywasps]

I need to borrow $35

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(whispering to my date as we pass three guys who are roughly the same size) The Brothers Three

[Frank @frankwithaknife]

Was served an incredible ad yesterday

[Dr. Robert King @kingbtc]

me: "fuck yeah it finally came"

her: "what did you ord-"

[mo ･᷄-･᷅꧞ @fruitpibble]

sundays are for being mexican

[cav empty @cavempty_]

trebuchet seemed like a good investment at first so i got one for what I thought was a great price but guess what, turns out it only can launch boulders from the same company that sold me the trebuchet because of some proprietary bs and it’s a monthly boulder subscription service

[໊ @soysabil]

pretending to be asleep so the cop that arrested me has to carry me to my cell

[Tony Pesta @Tony_Pesta]

Sources tell me tonight’s Game 7 actually *will* matter on judgement day

Add that to the mountain of pressure

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

I'm going for the world record for memorising the fewest digits of pi. I've forgotten all the decimal places and I'm working on forgetting the 3

[Sam Saulsbury @SamuelSaulsbury]

If I was the first man on the moon I know I would have biffed the quote. Something like eeeasy moon. Lemme step on ya

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

(after getting my ass kicked) there is nothing more pathetic than kicking someones ass