alisa

have a nice day :)

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Exactly

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not to be dramatic but they are the light of my life

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my husband is overwhelmed by cool dogs

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the duality of woman

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my brother, a russian jew, is having a buddhist wedding with his thai fiancée. he asked me to help plan it and it’s like you’re asking me to plan a russian and thai and jewish and buddhist wedding……���..okay let’s get it poppin!!!!

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@kelibacy mbdtf

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i can’t believe that currently the most famous person from baltimore is stavros halkias

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today i told the geriatric anti abortion protesters outside the clinic where i got my abortion that my abortion was good for me and they told me my dead baby is in heaven. ok so what’s the problem sounds like a win win

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a girl i used to babysit who is now in her early 20s is surrounded by zionists and used to share israeli propaganda has been silently liking all my pro palestine posts. fellow jews, your voice in this is so important. help other jews see the humanity of the palestinian people

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feeling deeply betrayed by my oral surgeon who said my wisdom tooth surgery recovery is taking longer than normal because i’m 30

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i am 30 why am i scared to get wisdom tooth surgery on friday lol

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happy bday to meeeeeee

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i turned 30 two hours ago and have been googling “are my eggs still good” ever since

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i turned 30 two hours ago and have been googling “are my eggs still good” ever since

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I’m going to thailand for 2 weeks at the end of december and i guess i should be excited but i literally cannot express how little i want to go. the idea of packing and being on two 10 hour flights and having a layover in Saudi Arabia for 16 hours? i want stay at HOME

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i told the nurse at my new obgyn office that i’m turning 30 on sunday and she said she thought i was 22 this is my favorite place on earth now

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“i don’t like cats” “i hate those crusty little white dogs” ok well i love all of gods creatures……….

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i would die for her

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terrible news

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ok but why did maroon 5 go so hard on that harder to breathe song

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before and after of first tattoo removal lol