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[May✗ @Mayham_H]

daemon: oh rhaena what happened to you?
rhaena: oh father i-

caraxes: SHEEPSTEALER YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU KILLED JACE AND VERMAX FUCK YOU

sheepstealer: FUCK YOU TOO BITCH. YOU LOOK LIKE A CHURROS

[girl abed nadir @alicentpacino]

Gwaynes having the worst week of his life rn father dead sister under house arrest favorite nephew being psychologically tormented by least favorite cousin and to top it all off criston is too suicidal to get gay with him

[g ᯓ★⋆˚꩜｡ @freealicent]

i love that rhaenyra is like “you need to drink less”

and ulf’s response is “well nobody fuck with you fr and they calling you queen of bastards sooo…”

[madora @dracalysrivers]

tessarion being a catholic dragon is sending me

[Jenson Puffin ہائدی 🐦‍⬛ @MissOoo1g]

They used to chant that Posh Spice takes up the arse during the '98 World Cup, or that shes a slapper. To her face. She's there for her husband and kid just like she was back then. Shes earned lifetime rights to loathe football actually.

[alicentpilled hightowercel @alphalicent]

alicent sending daeron away as an infant thinking she’s giving him a better life meanwhile he’s been living in a saw trap with lord jigsaw hightower for 16 years

[BUILD MORE HOUSING! @Dartagan_Llore]

Lindsey Graham said that Joe Biden would be dead by the end of the year.

Joe Biden eating breakfast this morning:

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

apparently yes!!!

[kimi @kimi_klementine]

haaland your goalie is crying and your kissing your boyfriend…this is not the time

[Tia ˖·˳. HOTD spoilers @ellipsixm]

Daemon: lets live like old valyrians

Rhaenyra: polygamy

Daemon: world domination

[scar 🗡️ @cerseidefender]

smoking a joint with brienne of tarth and she says thank you each time it's passed to her

[Danny Manus @DannyManus]

Mitch McConnell is actually the best Metaphor for, and representation of, America and our political system. He spent almost a century making the world a better place for only himself and his friends, married an immigrant while working tirelessly against other immigrants, manipulated the system to increase his power only to be usurped & made impotent by someone even more unethical, unscrupulous and power hungry. Then when the system is finally done with him, they keep his dead body on life support just to use him for one more power move until finally allowing him sweet sweet death while his wife flees the country and his children go into hiding. And when it's all said and done, he'll be best remembered for a meme that made him into a turtle. America.

[Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️ @LRinaldiArt]

My president pedo
My soccer team not good
My cream cheese chive
Is Mitch McConnell alive

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

news so good i almost liked a laura loomer tweet

[This That n the 3rd @jknowassup]

There’s something really beautiful abt Rhaenyra sacrificing so much to get the throne only to realize she hates being queen and kinda sucks at it

[crow | hotd spoilers @dayneonychus]

“Your father lived in a world of his own construction. You and I have never set foot there” is, for me, the line of the episode.

[🍄Oddyssey Talks ⎇⚢ @OddysseyTalks]

I really love the way she just flops his dead corpse onto the floor like garbage as soon as she gets her autonomy back. Like she could not care less about him

[Shiro 🌸 @shirokonek0chan]

@twink_kj_apa Europeans discovering Sebastian Rulli lmao