Captain Teebs

I need a new dust filter for my hoover max extract pressure pro model 60

[Captain Teebs @dopepilled]

Prominent figures in the Pittsburgh barbecue scene are calling pork ‘the lobster of the farm’ 🤔

[Captain Teebs @dopepilled]

@ledytoss Seems we have different definitions of bad because this has my attention

[Captain Teebs @dopepilled]

You know it probably lowkey felt so good when alec baldwin got to slime one of his coworkers

[Captain Teebs @dopepilled]

@lutherseason So what’s the number

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@hippojuicefilm You mean crack head faggot. And all your gym pictures with your greased up muscles are really hot Royce.

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

clean colon, couple tv shows trending and shit, pretty sure I'm just gonna stay home and masturbate all day

[isaiah @tlop444]

what sabrina carpenter sounds like to girls:

[birdbath @birdbath]

"Dad why is my sister named Rose?"
"Your mother loves roses"
"Thanks Dad"
"No problem, Version Of Your Father Before He Started Drinking. Now you, Rose & True Detective Season 1 go distract security while daddy stuffs sudafed down his dungarees. I'm making Aryan peptides tonight"

[Dodo @DodoFits]

The Original Blueprint

[Captain Teebs @dopepilled]

I love watching taylor sheridan American patriotism programming from my $300 chinese slot machine themed shopping app couch 🥰

[debo @killmefam]

Coach said I can only use my powers for good

[BON @Gresham2x]

I walked into my therapist office and told her I’ll die for my respect and didn’t say shit else for 55 minutes

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Just as I suspected.. Japanese selvedge denim. The mark of a true pervert

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

This is the funniest video I've seen in such a long time. I've been laughing for like an hour.

[Juice @DustyWhoads]

Shiet throw that mf in the smoker and let's see

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

there’s no winter arc bro you’re a 28 year old man

[lefty @brandnewalias]

helmut lang been having a 25% off sale since biden was president

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Got the job market right where I want it

[Captain Teebs @dopepilled]

@crankfaktory On god twin we finna have a historical peptide run and be yves to the socks

[McVeigh @crankfaktory]

When i genuinely went hedi on the jeans but forgot im still a 200 pound adult male