Dora

The ghost of digital past, present and future @BBC. Grumbles for @LondonGrumblr. Eats pizza for England. Writing views on here for myself only

[Dora @doraexploring]

I look like I have paid to have a photo with the cat on her arena tour

[Dora @doraexploring]

Hi @hm do you stock your Mama range in any of your (London) stores? If not, how do you justify a cost of £2.99 for returns when many pregnant women will need to either buy multiple sizes or have to return due to rapidly changing bodies. It seems completely unfair.

[Dora @doraexploring]

For rent: Hackney room, never owned.

[Helena Horton @horton_official]

No offence to other journalists but what a stupid article. Anyone living in a house share in Hackney is living in a house worth more than £1m

https://t.co/5wMKHZqFM6

[Dora @doraexploring]

Seen a lot of people dunking on this young woman, but if her take home PAYE was £1,700 she wouldn't have been paying a Plan 2 loan back anyway - or at least not at a high rate. So she has told on herself for no reason.

[Bill Bowkett @Bill_Bowkett]

Every. Single. Time.

[Dora @doraexploring]

I just checked and @dhlexpressuk messaged me 90 minutes before attempting delivery with notice that my delivery had been moved a day earlier. I was having brunch outside with my mate not checking my emails, chrissake

[Dora @doraexploring]

Quite the aggressive note from my @dhlexpressuk delivery driver, when _THEY_ had last-minute rescheduled my delivery to a day earlier. I’m sure he didn’t know that but still 👀

[Dora @doraexploring]

@tash_wynarczyk Hear hear. Somebody did this to me on my 30th. It was HIS 30th two weeks before and he had had a hissy fit when some people were no shows, so I did not let him live it down.

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

World War 3 has just commenced #thetraitors

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

World War 3 has just commenced #thetraitors

[Dora @doraexploring]

Well, that’s that then. @ZipcarUK

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

This is my Mount Rushmore #thetraitors

[Dora @doraexploring]

@BenjaminJames27 @thomasphillips6 It was a fun drive down the M4 with you too!

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

yeah dont we bloody know it #celebritytraitors

[Dora @doraexploring]

@BenjaminJames27 Well said bby

[Dora @doraexploring]

When I go on holiday I am shuffled from being Home Secretary to Foreign Secretary 🏖️

[Dora @doraexploring]

The high I just got by winning this game by saying Leah Williamson

[🗣️ BUY FOUR STARS BY JOEL GOLBY @joelgolby]

i invented a really good game at the pub the other day: it's called 'Name A 28-Year-Old Footballer'. you and a mate try and name a footballer who is 28 without looking, then you check. the feeling of getting a hit is incomparable. Scott McTominay

[Dora @doraexploring]

Me sending my Welsh husband all the England ladies football memes

[Max @MaxRadwan]

Sarina to Chloe Kelly and Michelle Agyemang in about 15 minutes

[Dora @doraexploring]

The two lads who approach you at the bar

[Dora @doraexploring]

@virginmedia hello our remote has stopped working with our V6 box and we’ve tried the online steps and tried to call but your automated line won’t put as through to an adviser. What can we do?

[Dora @doraexploring]

Someone please get JJ a water! #Eurovision