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[dordt student activities @DordtStudent]

You MUST wear a mask and socially distanced yourselves on campus. Do NOT be in groups larger than 10 without proper distancing. Also have fun at the CAMPUS WIDE SLIP N SLIDE on Monday, where we catapult our student population down a wet tarp, maskless.

[Dordt University @dordtuniversity]

We've got a new website! It's now even easier to learn about (and be a part of) Defender Nation. Check it out at https://t.co/VJJkm7oDZc.

[Eric Hoekstra @NOTerikhoekstra]

It’s a new dawn. It’s a new day. It’s a new school year, and I’m feeling good.

[The Diamond @TheDordtDiamond]

Last year, the university’s board of trustees opted to not renew the professor’s contract, following discussion on his “appreciation for inclusion” regarding the LGBTQ community. https://t.co/RLzr7bke3M

[dordt student activities @DordtStudent]

New activity just dropped: support the business department by forming an actual union and forming a picket line in front of their pod

[dordt student activities @DordtStudent]

Wow 2/22/22 sure was an event… almost makes up for all the fornicating you kids did on 2/14/22

[dordt student activities @DordtStudent]

2022 is coming soon—if any students or faculty were born on February second please let us know so we can organize an auspicious party

[dordt student activities @DordtStudent]

@caleb_micah_s Up down up down up down up down

[dordt student activities @DordtStudent]

Oh shit oh fuck and they stay there

[dordt student activities @DordtStudent]

@NOTerikhoekstra @DordtUpdates What has gotten into you? Did you hide from the tornado in your wine cellar?

[dordt student activities @DordtStudent]

It has come to our attention that @dordtupdates has been permabanned for “impersonation.” Please let us know when you find out who they were impersonating, we think it’s funny af 😂

[dordt student activities @DordtStudent]

@NOTerikhoekstra Shut up 😂

[dordt student activities @DordtStudent]

New activity, see who can go to the basement the fastest 👀

[dordt student activities @DordtStudent]

@NOTerikhoekstra I’m enjoying an age appropriate beverage of choice and—nice try, this is not Derek.

[dordt student activities @DordtStudent]

I don’t care if “Mike’s hard,” it’s not a student activity to do anything with him.

[dordt student activities @DordtStudent]

@megz_chase Fuck, make it 8 things to remember

[dordt student activities @DordtStudent]

Remembering these 7 things is key to success during the first week of classes:

• Name
• Major
• Year
• Denomination
• Favorite thing from this summer
• Home state/town
• Underlying cause for your impending sense of existential dread

[dordt student activities @DordtStudent]

How we feel today:

[Dordt University @dordtuniversity]

We’re ready, are you? See you in ✌🏼

[dordt student activities @DordtStudent]

I was mere seconds too late. Dammit Jim.

[dordt student activities @DordtStudent]

Move in is this month and I have no tweets scheduled yet. I’m sure @DordtUpdates will be a sufficient source of info until I get my schedule