dorian 🎶

my blood is made of coffee

[dorian 🎶 @dorianryleigh]

God never withholds good except when He has something better to give.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

One day you’re young and wild; the next, it’s Tuesday, and you’re dialing into a team's call.

[dorian 🎶 @dorianryleigh]

@SamGundie Paramount +

[Crumbl @crumbl]

Take them to a pumpkin patch and Crumbl so they know it's real

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November".

[Crumbl @crumbl]

This meal prep thing is easy 👌

[J. @Jadxnce]

I faithfully look at Crumbl flavors every week.

[dorian 🎶 @dorianryleigh]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Jeffrey Kieffer @jeffreyjkieffer]

a road trip through Austria

[dorian 🎶 @dorianryleigh]

Thank you ODESZA for spending 1,620 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/opW71oolO4

[Tripscout @TripscoutApp]

Uganda 🇺🇬
📸: misterlevius | IG

[Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4]

What’s it like having 4 boys?

My son just threw a waffle into the ceiling fan so he could see what would happen, with all of his brothers cheering him on.

Send help.

[trash jones @jzux]

i am retired in the sense that i was tired yesterday and today i am tired again

[Daisy @Daisyldoo]

If you read “If You Give a Mouse a Cookie” to your kid, he’s going to want a cookie.

[J🐲C @thDRAGnrebOrN]

Babe, are you OK? YOu barely said moo when we drove past those cows.

[Wahlid Mohammad @Wahlid]

is vine down for anyone?

[dorian 🎶 @dorianryleigh]

@emma37marie Same.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

The best cup of coffee is when you’re a parent on the weekend and you are the first one awake, the house is dark and quiet and it’s starting to rain. That is THE CUP OF COFFEE.