Dorit Murciano

Finance + Tech 🇺🇸🇮🇱

[Dorit Murciano @doritnyc]

@yashar Because they want to blame Vance when it falls apart

[Dorit Murciano @doritnyc]

@yashar Not this much of a disaster

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@AvivaKlompas Is this a joke?

[Dorit Murciano @doritnyc]

@yashar I would love to know how much better this deal is than the JCPOA

[Turner Novak 🍌🧢 @TurnerNovak]

How they got their SpaceX shares:

Series E investor
Triple-layered SPV
Bought IPO after open
Early employee

[Dorit Murciano @doritnyc]

@TreyYingst All they had to do was ask! Lol

[Dorit Murciano @doritnyc]

@yashar Iran has fired 3 rounds of missiles since the ceasefire was announced. Not such a great show of faith for negotiations

[Tali Goldsheft @TaliGoldsheft]

Israelis singing “I will survive” as they party it up in a bomb shelter, and the lead singer is dressed up as Maduro for Purim.

Too good.

[Dorit Murciano @doritnyc]

@yashar He looks scared and she looks pissed

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@greg16676935420 What do you do for a living Greg?

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@Shayan86 This seems like an SNL skit where they’re supposed to be really sad but they’re really laughing instead of crying

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

BREAKING

Islamic Republic state media has confirmed that Ali Khamenei has been killed.

HE IS DEAD!!!

Long live the great, courageous, and noble people of Iran!

[Dorit Murciano @doritnyc]

@Acyn The president just said if you’re poor you’re a loser

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@greg16676935420 Get that in the MoMA!

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@kaitlancollins Can someone ask him what part he thinks is sad?

[Dorit Murciano @doritnyc]

@rawsalerts Still one of the best use cases for bitcoin

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@Acyn I’m sure kid rock would sing about 401(k)s if he asked him to

[Dorit Murciano @doritnyc]

@kylegriffin1 My favorite ever!

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@samstein All vibes