doritos 3d spicy ranch

im an evil gremlin rubbing my evil gremlin hands at the sight of some gold

i fucking love pilgrammed

AND I FUCKING HATE WHITE MONSTER FUCK WHITE MONSTER

[Narcissist @SanguineDescent]

Dear porns
I jerked but im still not cumming

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Republicans when a hungry child eats a free meal

[Globe Eye News @GlobeEyeNews]

BREAKING:

Democrats won control of both the U.S. House and Senate.

[jolene🔮°‧🫧 @gamzeebulge]

Asked to be moots with someone and got blocked

[alby🇦🇱 @slayworldalby]

duolingo faps 9 oclock

[SIBBY @TheSillySnail]

"Wordle yams or save your family"

[Kerri @MommyFootjobs]

people keep trying to get me muted and banned in a discord over this stupid ass gif and it's the funniest shit ever

[Snazzy @Snazzypreformer]

“Ao3 will be down for a month omg wtf do i doooo!!!”

[Bappa @Bappa_195]

Sitting next to this guy in class and he pulled out a volume of solo leveling

[rape princess cunnibunni @rabbit022426]

wow that struck a nerve

[DELIRIUM @THEDELIRIOUSMAN]

Dragon ball fans are going fucking insane

[Goos3rs @Goos3rs]

"Brians voice fits so well for netanyahu!"

Just say you view them as a man ✌️

[spaget @spagetspinel]

>called semen
>comes out when i see men

[Godzilla (REAL!!!!!!!!!!) @Speevland]

shit your friend of 9 years says to you after you miss pronounce one word