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Another bastard phrase that'd sell itself to any weasel in a tight corner.

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"Look, Esteban. Even the roll of toilet paper has melted. "

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I was right

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I'm gonna run out of DS9

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I am knitting socks for Pin-Pon; she sees me counting my rows on the paper and she asks me how I'm enjoying prison

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I am quitting smokes but I love to sit outside, what do I do? Beef jerky outside in the cold? Capers skewered onto a toothpick outside in the cold? Hot fig jam in the palm of my hand, outside in the cold?

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Yesterday was so fun, I got to pet a samoyed puppy, today I miss the puppy

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Found this old pewpew from back when #DoomsdayBrothers episode 9 was about to air for the first time, and I thought everyone watching would fall madly in love with this terrible jumbo guy. They didn't, but that's alright, more Gross Baby for me B-)

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Heard a goose racket, looked up and waited for what turned out to be the biggest skein I've seen. Later, I am walking fast and this Magnificat comes up in my shuffles. I remember the geese. I don't try to count from memory! https://t.co/kvBluIDLwa

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I don't mean anything by that, but both Prophetess Vale and Myron Reducto are bald and green, with pointy ears and super cheekbones, wear burgundy, can shrink you, and don't want to be touched. But I'm not saying anything. But.

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My other diary is not more interesting than this diary

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Lent my backpack to The Pope today (there was a spill in hers) so I used tote bag for my things. I don't have a ton of things but the chaos in there, goodness me, the jumble, I walk two steps and look again and the configuration is different. Never again, I think.

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Found it! Drying rack.

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I biked in the dark and the rain at rush hour to get him. The clouds parted a bit in the west, I caught a glimpse of some good sunset colours! Later at Parc and Beaubien a car tried to give me an accident but both me and the car driver prevented the accident. Nice try, car.

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Don't ask me where I've put the lid when I'm asking you where I've put the lid

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Plip has started borrowing my keyboards, so polite, when her homework is all done, and retreating to her room. I don't ask questions but I wonder if she's found the weird slapsynth bug that happens when you mess with the attack and decay sliders! How about CHORD? With DUET! :-0

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How I swoon every time my hand is surprised by Pocket Spider

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I made a ton of pulled pork and some sushi rice, then I wondered if pulled pork sushi was a thing. I found a video of a person making it and in the description they said they'd just been in a car accident. Okay well I'm not making that

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Saw Three Women of Swatow at the Centaur, it really was such a solid play! My bud Julie was too funny in it, I love a tough grandma.

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That's me, I'm Johnny Sax https://t.co/HnMgvsKdLy

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My friend asked me to go look in her pantry 'cause I'd never seen it and she thought I should see the mess, but then I was just so amazed and envious, holy shelf space, you can really put all the stuff, and there's a little window!? A little window in your pantry!?!? My heart!

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"Tetley" sounds exactly like tète-le (if you pronounce it super Québécois) which would translate to "suckle on it", that's probably information you needed, right? You're so welcome.

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I really did just almost throw the teabags into the bowl of cooling pork fat instead of the jar of water ✋