Yu Gonzales

laughing at adversity since 1980

[Yu Gonzales @dorklordofdshit]

We all come from the sea, but we're not all "of" the sea. Those of us who are, we children of the tides, must return to it again and again..

[Yu Gonzales @dorklordofdshit]

Low recoil meets high mobility. This MXR-17 build adds snappy ADS, fast strafing, and nonstop movement 🏃‍♂️

💥 Equip this build now ➡️ A03-5FNAY-L951 #CallOfDuty #CODCombatBuilds

[Yu Gonzales @dorklordofdshit]

No slowdown, no mercy. This Voyak KT-3 build ehnahces everything that make it fast.

💥 Equip this build now ➡️ A09-AV24B-U9R71-1 #CallOfDuty #CODCombatBuilds

[Yu Gonzales @dorklordofdshit]

@gomo_ph hey, can I get some assistance for our Fiber connection? you keep canceling the tech visits that we have scheduled and I am not getting any response on messenger.

[Yu Gonzales @dorklordofdshit]

@gomo_ph Hi Gomo! the power company cut your line to our house and we have been trying to get help, but every time we do, the appointment gets canceled. anyway you can help us out?

[Yu Gonzales @dorklordofdshit]

@unionbankph hi can you help me, sent you a DM

[Dominic Ligot @docligot]

Author finds interesting vulnerabilities in the National ID. It's not a bug, but a feature! Read on. LMK what you think. #NationalID #Security
https://t.co/bTJfgbMlfG

[Yu Gonzales @dorklordofdshit]

@CebuPacificAir Your live agents are a joke. They won't even respond then a pop up would say that they weren't hearing from me. Wtf.

[Yu Gonzales @dorklordofdshit]

@CebuPacificAir can anyone help me, I just received notif that my flight has been canceled but the new flight you are offering doesn't work for me

[Yu Gonzales @dorklordofdshit]

And I finally received the plastic ID card a few days ago. Approximately 5 months after I Tweeted this

[Yu Gonzales @dorklordofdshit]

Wow, after a year, I finally have my ePhilid, that I will have to print. So excited to have a paper ID that I had to wait a year to get.
Sobra.
Excited.
Grabe.
So over the moon.
😮

[Yu Gonzales @dorklordofdshit]

When you think you're part of the team as equals, but it turns out you're the glorified assistant

[Yu Gonzales @dorklordofdshit]

@bidbuduan Next, synchronized drinking with Dad. 🤣

[Yu Gonzales @dorklordofdshit]

@bidbuduan Haha kasinungalingan!

[Yu Gonzales @dorklordofdshit]

@dindinkurdapya Happy new year Nads! Hope to see you soon! 😊

[Yu Gonzales @dorklordofdshit]

@dindinkurdapya Di ba?
Kaloka.
1 year wait for something that you will have to print out by yourself. Kung ganun din lang, sana pagka apply mo binigyan ka na nila ng printable copy, tapos.

[Yu Gonzales @dorklordofdshit]

Been watching SVU, and just realized if womanizing artists like Picasso et al, were alive today, they would be immediately canceled by the me too people

[Yu Gonzales @dorklordofdshit]

@PLDT_Cares please check DM

[Yu Gonzales @dorklordofdshit]

@krisma15 @YouTube Best RD evah

[Yu Gonzales @dorklordofdshit]

@bidbuduan I can smell Lucky Me Pancit Canton in my sleep Pare

[Yu Gonzales @dorklordofdshit]

Buninaniya Dembele!!!