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#schoolsbeforebars #schoolsbeforegyms

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@MusicVersa @teethgnashing I’m still struggling to understand the reasoning

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@nobodyknows2322 Went to Scottsdale for spring break and my kids’ finest memory is when I pulled over as an emergency vehicle approached and (1) I was the only driver who did this and (2) someone honked at me

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@samlereyeee pen O shockola

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@JeffGrenz I live in Minnesota, my conscience is clear

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@willkennedy1738 @johnjosephjingl @himbopresident PWHL game vibes are very positive, arena is very fun. NHL game the crowd goes apeshit for punching.

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@knish_of_death I’m from coal mining country and went to a liberal arts college. This was most of my classmates.

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@Wilson__Valdez Google for a dupe of Chipotle chicken. Cooks in pan like 8 mins

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@billybinion Almost two years until @SPPS_News stopped requiring kindergartners to wear cloth masks.

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@EigenGender Call On Doc online, with prescription sent to Lilly Direct (Zepbound). Take it for a few months and then make an appointment with a new local doc to continue the prescription.

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@nobodyknows2322 Sadly would not say this has been my experience with public school

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@sam_d_1995 He can talk about how St Paul torched itself with rent control, it’s a nice contrast

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@jonfavs Did you work for Obama when Jack Ryan dropped out or was that before your time

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@BondJohnBond @samstein She toured with him!

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@MattZeitlin @KattyPerrysOGBF On mackinaw island in the summer, I dunno, I feel flip flops would be appropriate

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@sloeginpsyop @Nale Hockey/skating is hard. You practice more and get better. Practice and commitment to learning a skill pay off over time. I think it’s like piano lessons in this way.

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@sloeginpsyop @Nale We have a slightly more bustling schedule for slightly older kids in MN and there are two of them (less driving for games tho). Winter is long, being active is good, and this is the only kid activity where I see dads being the lead parent.

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@ryangruber You have to adopt (as an article of faith) the premise that the free lunch paperwork is extremely onerous and that people who needed it weren’t filling it out

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@MeganTStevenson I have recently learned that US News has shaken up these categories, which, gimme a break. Penn Duke Virginia gamin the system in some way.

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@notjeromepowell @NickyFrank30 My city’s high schools were closed for a full year and required cloth masks for a full year after that. Incomprehensibly stupid and guess which political party was in charge of these decisions

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@north0fnorth @maddux05 Four downtown stadiums