Georgia

-satirical tweets 🦢 👩‍⚕️ 👶

[Georgia @dorritos248]

#Ramadan2023

[Roony @Roonysters]

I’m getting the fatherly urge to abandon everything

[fanta @buaalicious]

I hate when the older generation complains about us being too mentally weak. I’m sorry uncle, emotional regulation is hard we can’t all just beat up our wife and kids to feel better.

[Tanaya @tanaya_0510]

my boyfriend advised me to take creatine because it’s good for the brain and after a month i left him

[Bear @Beargirl_1]

Not being liked by people with poor character is usually a good sign.

[Raven Lovette 🫧 @heyhoneyrae]

Being disappointed in somebody for the last time is weirdly freeing.

[-M @Maheennotmean]

the older i get the more i realize that some people aren’t mysterious, complicated, or difficult to understand. they’re just profoundly inconsiderate and completely convinced their behavior requires everyone else to be understanding.

[postydiary @postydiary]

Not being liked by fucking losers is usually a good sign

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

someone said "if you don't let people experience the consequences of their actions towards u, you will remain a safe place for their worst behavior" and I couldn't agree more

[H O N E Y @HoneyTooRaw]

adult friendship is basically “i love you, i’m alive, life beating my ass, talk soon.” 😭

[Letty💖 @likeletty]

i applied for a job n they sent me 6 rejection emails. ALRIGHT BITCH I GOT IT?????

[truly.sther🌟 @trulysther]

If you don't let people experience consequences of their actions towards you , you will remain a safe space for their worst behavior.

[Rizzo @masonrizz]

my favorite airplane observation is how everyone in first class is working or reading books and everyone in economy is watching movies

[chase @_chase_____]

it sucks that the only way to become someone’s best friend in adulthood is by defeating their childhood best friend in a trial by combat

[El Señor Extraño 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 @_MisterStrange]

¿Sabías que la selección de Noruega goleó a Israel 5-0 en las clasificatorias del Mundial y luego donó el dinero que ganó a Gaza? Por si aún dudas a quién apoyar.

[siren @siirrus]

you and those fucking eyes

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

It’s a sign of great respect in toddler culture if they draw a picture for you.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the phrase “to be loved is to be worth the inconvenience” really transformed me because i find it so true whenever i think of my friends.

[princess mikaila 💚 🐅 @awesomemikaila]

Built this self esteem brick by brick