Ben Dorrofield

[Ben Dorrofield @dorrofield]

@MrJamesMay Glorious period architecture

[Ben Dorrofield @dorrofield]

@Donnaross5Ross @rickygervais You do realise that's the politicians responsibility?

[Ben Dorrofield @dorrofield]

@FabrizioRomano Ignore the haters, their opinion counts for nothing. We're right behind you skip!

[Ben Dorrofield @dorrofield]

@ChrisMoleGolf Read it 40% quicker, it'll be fine.

[Ben Dorrofield @dorrofield]

@jimmycarr was this @Roisinconaty?

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I cheated on Countdown. I claimed to have got the maths section, but just said I did it the same way as the other contestant, and waved a piece of paper at them with some numbers on. I won the game and wouldn't have without this round. I now own a fraudulently obtained tea pot.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I cheated on Countdown. I claimed to have got the maths section, but just said I did it the same way as the other contestant, and waved a piece of paper at them with some numbers on. I won the game and wouldn't have without this round. I now own a fraudulently obtained tea pot.

[Ben Dorrofield @dorrofield]

@FamilyGuyonFOX Wow Mila, it's your 400th birthday. Congratulations!

[Ben Dorrofield @dorrofield]

@bakes_87 @secretclubprov These scores came in under Congu. But how much was the handicap reduced by after this score?

[Ben Dorrofield @dorrofield]

@JonSelway @bakes_87 @secretclubprov Half that over 2 years is fair. I have time to play golf regularly, but not 18 holes and comps very often. 2.3hcp

[Ben Dorrofield @dorrofield]

@practicalgolf Best: having al little tot of whisky when you make a birdie.

Worst: having a little tot of whisky when you make a bogey.

[Ben Dorrofield @dorrofield]

@DPWorldTour @McIlroyRory If Rory does go ahead and plays well tomorrow to pick up the W, he'll have won his first event of the season on both PGA and DP world tours, who was the last player to do that?

[THE CHELSEA FORUM @TheChelseaForum]

Retweet for potter Like for Tuchel

[CFC eXtreme @CFCeXtreme]

Strictly for Chelsea Fans:

RT for Potter. Likes for Tuchel.

[Ben Dorrofield @dorrofield]

@JasonManford Juice

[Enough is Enough @eiecampaign]

NEW: #EnoughlsEnough announces latest affiliate to join the campaign.

Welcome aboard, @ASLEFunion! We’re behind you in the fight for a real pay rise and public ownership 👊

Join our growing movement: https://t.co/1SeHcIXdMr

[Ben Dorrofield @dorrofield]

@cwoodsgolf This has been written by a child...

[Albanus 10 @Kiswili_10]

Chelsea fans, whom would you like to lead our attack next season?

1. Retweets for Timo Werner
2. Like for Gabriel Jesus

[Ben Dorrofield @dorrofield]

How has Rory birdied the 18th and not seen grass???

Tee
Sand
Sand
Thank you very much

[Ben Dorrofield @dorrofield]

@TheBethRoberts @Jenjencollier Does anyone else think a penis fish report by the BBC is the pun of the year so far??