Dortmouse

i like dogs & barbells & fire trucks.
she/her

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@lexsaur HANGING

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@lexsaur I am a measly 38, but gimme a link! I need a nice one.

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@LadyScorcher @Penalosa_G 10km/hr! LOL. I love the attached photos used as evidence of the danger are literally the safest, most boring looking things I've ever seen.

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@LadyScorcher No memes?! How do you communicate, with words???

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Last saved selfie is you on the outside, last saved meme is you on the inside.

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@LadyScorcher I'm glad you're still here with us, Scorcher, but furious that you had to go through that.

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@LadyScorcher My mother had no increased risk for breast cancer, no family history, generally healthy person. She was diagnosed at age 44, and dead within 2 years. I was 8 years old. Early detection could've saved her life & dramatically altered mine.

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@lexsaur OMG that's like, the highest achievement as a parent!

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At the movies, fixin to cry my eyes out

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@lexsaur We had this one too!

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I've never felt more powerful as I did that afternoon.

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When I was 10 years old, I was baptized at Easter mass. We locked ourselves out of the house and so, newly recognized as one of God's flock & still wearing my white baptismal dress, I crawled through a window that my dad pried open and saved the day.

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Update on the home reno I did last fall: BOTH lightbulbs have now burnt out and I'm going to have to do this again?? Suckers were like twelve bucks each, too!

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I have just completed an enormous home reno. Removed a glass dome ceiling light, replaced bulbs, stowed ladder away ALL IN ONE DAY. Incredible achievement. I shall now rest.

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@lexsaur I love that movie SO MUCH. So much.

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Pale green things, pale green things.

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Took the great dane for his spring bath this afternoon. We are now both recovering from this ordeal, on separate couches.

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@LadyScorcher @Garmin @Strava Great idea! I would love to see this in @wodify as well.

[Moniza Hossain @moniza_hossain]

I wish we would stop fetishizing forgiveness and pay a little more attention to the healing power of incandescent rage

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@lexsaur OMG at Homesense recently I saw one that said "homemade is best" I shit you not. Dozens of them, stacked up, identical, whimsically declaring homemade being best.

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Gave my neurotic, aging Great Dane his first dose of CBD oil tonight and dude has never snored louder. I'm just sorry I didn't do this sooner, buddy.