dory ✨

ACAB // cancer ☀️🌙 virgo ⬆️ // she/her // 🏳️‍🌈

[dory ✨ @dory_sand]

me harry styles
🤝
just want a girl
to adore

[Joon Lee @joonlee]

Polymarket is taking bets on whether the seven Cornell students accused of raping a student will receive a felony sex crime charge.

Among the athletes endorsing Polymarket:

LeBron James, Derek Jeter, Eli Manning, Sue Bird, Reggie Bush and Richard Sherman.

[jess @enchantedjess13]

wasn’t gonna drink tonight but i’m missing joann fabrics like crazy

[Subria Whitaker @SubriaWhitaker]

I genuinely don’t understand the helicopter bit… Is Philly just that unacceptable to him? Despite all the other high profile NFL and NBA players that have lived there before? What happens when spontaneous team bonding activities arise? Why even go there? It’s not tiring?

[dory ✨ @dory_sand]

so not only does he not live in philly and commute via helicopter, but its actually a sportsbetting company helicopter.... gross

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

LeBron James can use Fanatics’ helicopter whenever he wants to travel between Philadelphia and his home in NYC as part of his long-term deal with the company, per TMZ.

The flight takes roughly 45 minutes, with similar charters costing $6K–$9K each way.

[dory ✨ @dory_sand]

but he can afford to helicopter himself from nyc to philly every day instead of just living in philly...... weird af

[WILD INTERNET @InternetWildN]

LeBron addresses Savannah making her friend fly coach while she flies first class saying, he is a billionaire not my wife. She don’t got money for that, she barely has it for herself because I give her a $20,000 monthly allowance 😬

“They can fly coach together but not first class”

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

the people who made "Liberty Biberty" knew he would be reviled. it was an intentional part of their marketing.

when given the chance to play God, they chose to create just so they could inflict suffering. the implications should terrify us.

[Villain aka Threat @uHThreaT]

This is so dumb man. So dumb, dangerous and unnecessary dawg

[dory ✨ @dory_sand]

so circling back to this

[Former Fetterman Staffers @FettermanStaff]

We've come together to share our stories (and screenshots 👀) to show Pennsylvanians exactly who their Senator is.

Set your calendar for September 14th -- the day the Senate is back in session -- for our first drop.

(Let's be honest, maybe the 15th: he'll skip Monday's votes)

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, FL, one of the venues that allegedly demanded that Macklemore be dropped from Ed Sheeran's tour, recently hosted a concert headlined by Kanye West.

(via @RollingStone / @musicstruggles1)

📸: Erika Goldring/Getty Images

[van watches movies @alejandroxpadi]

Can’t wait to fight for my life trying to get Star Wars IMAX 70mm tickets

[mi ow @meowsback]

i’m so fucking sorry that my ass is so fat and i’m insanely hilarious and my heart is so full of love and light i’m so fucking sorry

[dory ✨ @dory_sand]

stella quaresma please call me if youre free on tuesday cause im free on tuesday and i would like to hang out tuesday if youre free so please call me stella thank you

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: The union of Starbucks workers is officially calling for a boycott of the chain.

@SBWorkersUnited has over 12,000 unionized baristas, and they're calling on customers to stop visiting Starbucks until they get a fair union contract.

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

all the food is poisoned, they’re saying the only safe thing to eat is my pussy

[칼이 @caljusthoops]

In the span of a week, wnba players have faced harassment twice mid game in which both circumstances were done by cis men but im told trans women are a threat to the league?

[Ace @PWHL_LV426]

Um, the WPBL players not getting paid should be bigger news cuz wtf you mean

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

*slams fist on table* NEVER say that again. You are NOT nothingburger, god damn it. You’re everythingburger to me, WITH a side of fries.

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

Promiscuous squirrel you're teasin' me you stole all my nuts now you're up in that tree