Kara

Beauty junkie. MBA. Angeleno transplant. Lover of all things awesome.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I watched Trump’s speech at the Correspondents’ Dinner last night.
It’s hard to articulate how sad it made me.

Sad and embarrassed and exhausted.

Here is the thing about a man who is a joke. He can’t tell one.

People think humor is a talent. It isn’t. It’s a capacity. To make someone laugh you have to be able to laugh at yourself, and to laugh at yourself you have to step outside of yourself and see what everyone else sees. For one second you have to be just another person in the room.

Most people can do this by the time they are nine years old.

He has never once managed it. Not in fifty years of cameras. Not for a second.

That is not a quirk. It is a symptom. The muscle that lets you tell a joke is the same one that lets you feel what another person feels. A man who cannot survive being laughed at cannot imagine being anyone but himself. He will only ever be generous when it is photographed. He will only ever be kind when it is filmed.

There is a name for it.

So he stood up there and did what he always does. He hit down. He made jokes about people’s weight. He made jokes about their intelligence. He made jokes about how women look. He read out the names of people he doesn’t like, and mocked them. Always mocking. And when no one laughed he blamed his speech writers.

The cruelty dressed as humor has worn so thin.

And for the 30% of you still in the cult who will inevitably call me a crackhead and blame it all on my Dad, all I can say is please, for the love of God, open your eyes. Wake the fuck up. Have some dignity. Have some pride.

Joe Biden wasn’t standing at that podium last night. Donald Trump was.

And at the end of it he put on a red hat that said Trump 2028 and told the room he was running again. No one laughed because everyone knows he has no intention of leaving.

Just another joke at our expense.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Oz becomes the latest member of the Trump Admin to put out a workout video, demonstrating what he says is the proper technique for squats.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Chicago, it’s good to be home!

Michelle and I built the Obama Presidential Center to be a place where people of all ages can learn, play, and work – and we can't wait to welcome you all later this week!

[Covie @covie_93]

So Zelensky desecrated the White House by not wearing a suit but this is ok?????

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

BREAKING: The Freedom 250 concert is now going to be held at Four Seasons Total Landscaping

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

As Trump posts AI videos of him assaulting Stephen Colbert, here’s what Colbert was doing:

Dancing with his wife, having fun at the Fired & Festive!” afterparty in NYC.

[No Cats No Life @NoCatsNoLife_m]

The last footage from the security camera before it got destroyed.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Fuck you an infinite number of times.

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Wow the White House has gone woke and is now celebrating men succeeding in women’s sports.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Are the women back there somewhere? Yes, I think I see them.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

The guy who just flew to Hungary to get involved in their politics tells the Pope, who is from Chicago, Illinois to stay out of US politics.

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

I wanna give a special shout out to MGM Resorts,,, many people offered to help the hockey team,,, but when I said I wanted to include ALL women who earned medals from the winter games + USABS,,, they didn’t hesitate and stepped up to be REAL partners with 100+ rooms. #SheGotGame

[Elmo @elmo]

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

[Kara @dosgatitos]

@MercuryFeetBC @hwinkler4real @52_DebisBack And we all LOVE him for that.

[Kara @dosgatitos]

@Melmis @hkscoobydoo @red1178265 @KellyScaletta Same! I’ve lived in cities my entire adult life and you have to be aware but LOVE everything they offer in arts, music, culture, etc. It’s certainly not for everyone but I’ve never felt unsafe.

[Kara @dosgatitos]

@michael_caine33 @bigwhitelb @orullian @elonmusk I don’t understand why more people aren’t upset about that. Any man I know that has daughters would lose his 💩 if a grown man walked in and looked at his daughter in a state of undress in pageants, theater, etc and somehow people aren’t upset he did it regularly. He’s a creep.

[Chef José Andrés 🕊️🥘🍳 @chefjoseandres]

I submitted my resignation last week…my 2 year term was already up 🤷‍♂️😅

I was honored to serve as co-chair of the President’s Council on Sports, Fitness, and Nutrition. My fellow council members - unpaid volunteers like me - were hardworking, talented people who inspired me every day. I’m proud of what we accomplished on behalf of the American people…like a historic partnership between the White House and every major sports league to increase access to sports and health programs for kids.

I hope @realdonaldtrump exercises his presidential authority so the Council can continue to advocate for fitness and good health for all Americans. These are bipartisan issues…nonpartisan issues.

May God give you the wisdom, Mr. President, to put politics and name calling aside…and instead lift up the everyday people working to bring America together. Let’s build longer tables….

[Kara @dosgatitos]

@BohicaActual @WallStreetApes @elonmusk Did I just read that the mission failed?

[Kara @dosgatitos]

@KyleTreats @W_B_Rick I was a Purdue RA many years ago & it was one of my favorite years of my life. All the women on my floor were amazing (still in contact with some 20+ yrs later), some of my best friends I made in my life so far were the other RAs, and the parents on my floor were great.

[Capitol Hill Books @chbooksdc]

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