me a few weeks ago: i have no idea who i’m gonna root for now that my team is out
me now: i would run through a brick wall for jimmy butler and the miami heat
throwing your entire team under the bus except for one guy is bad enough, but throwing your entire team under the bus when you and that one guy shot 8-29 in an elimination game is just shameless lol
me trying to explain how it is actually feminist and that the NBA is actually just reality TV featuring men who also happen to be very talented and entertaining