DotSilk (parody)

[Eric Lécuyer @eric_lecuyer_]

J'ai été obligée de m’allumer une clope chez IKEA pour qu'ils me foutent dehors...
Je n’arrivais pas à trouver la sortie.

[Tusk 🦣 @Tusk_4Real]

I don't normally take pictures of people in public. I'm an asshole for this post but I don't care.

How are you gonna chauffer your morbidly obese child around the grocery store, while they play on a $1000 phone instead of engaging with the shopping experience?

No wonder your kid is fat, lady. As a former fat kid, who is not fat now, and neither are my kids, this kind of shit enrages me.

God forbid you make your child walk 2000 steps. The likelihood that this kid becomes a healthy adult with any measure of self-discipline is next to zero.

Parents who worship their kids and allow them to control every situation disgust me. That's not love.

[WWG1WGA🇺🇸♥️ @WWG1WGA_QQ]

BREAKING 🚨 President Trump stuns America by calling for Kamala Harris to be prosecuted 🔥

Kamala Harris is NOT above the Law

I VOTED FOR THIS

[Lee Kuan Yimby @LeeKuanYimby]

Real New Yorker vs Fake New Yorker.
Subway Takes confirmed.

[Paul White Gold Eagle @PaulGoldEagle]

🚨BREAKING: Steve Hilton, who was placed in first place after election day for Governor of California, is now projected to fall into third place and be ELIMINATED!

This is voter fraud! We are witnessing 2020 all over again!

H/T David J Harris

[Commentary: President Trump 47 @Trump47News]

🚨 BREAKING: Radio Stations in Los Angeles are calling for the Removal of Mayor Karen Bass 🔥

California is FINALLY waking up

Make California GREAT Again

[DotSilk (parody) @dot_silk]

@ThePatriotOasis so cheating. the dems are cheating. got it.

[sean shou @shousean19]

Today's inspo

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Me when I find the person who told me to buy bitcoin at $120k

[Kєииу @AndieAndie54183]

If I nut in you. I meant that, don't come back over here without my son.

[Zah @DaMidgetZimbo]

I’m going straight to hell cause I shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did when I saw this

[Stevie Stacks @StevieStacks84]

Only in the great state of Florida 😂

[Flat Ranger - UT @UtahFlatRanger]

Young men will go swimming in a public lake Then Boomers will try to drown them over a town ordinance.

[Yolanda Saldivar Hate Club @FxckYolanda]

30 years later & he’s still telling everyone about the night he got bullied by Selena 😂

[JPD🐻⬇️ @BeardownMF]

You typed some real suspect shit into ChatGPT to get this.

[ollie | COMMISSIONS OPEN @ordheist]

hope the kid is ok but these robots are so fucking funny. all I ever see them do is hurt themselves and others

[DotSilk (parody) @dot_silk]

this is how it starts.