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@HumpA_55 like…it’s sooo doable with this field too but 🤐🤫

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@HumpA_55 like this worse than caro and kim comeback at this point. except you the most famous tennis player who ever lived. get it tf together

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@hunteryharris she should presale tickets on ticketmaster. I literally dare her that would be awesome

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This will probably annoy some DSA folks to my left and centrist Dems to my right but Im prepared to go full 2016 style Bernie Bro for her. The Khive is gonna create a new slur for how toxic I will be in support of this woman

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@offbeatorbit she can totally take out schumer but I feel like 2028 feels like a change election à la Obama 08 and it really feels like her best chance. also there’s no other figure to fill the true prog lane with any credentials and name recognition

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@daveweigel I feel like that’s McMorrow’s offer. Stevens’s offer is to be a do-nothing stooge for corporate and foreign interests, serve 2 terms, maybe drop out of a presidential primary in like november 2035, and go make BANK for herself.

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@_ShamGod still can’t believe she groomed jeffries to take over for her. what was she thinking

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@BozoVinny we were in the TRENCHES post ‘24 election. zohran really revived us last year lol

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@LaNoireDe damn I was really looking forward to this too. lazy and wrong smh

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@tetrarosie get mx. gluesenkamp out of S 😭😭

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@eternallyRaq she’s p.o’d cause msnbc doesn’t have a use for her as a 2 term congresswoman turned senate primary loser. she was depending on that nomination to secure herself a gig lol

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@ettingermentum It’s crazy that she sucks so bad..I actually liked her in the house lol

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@StatisticUrban if schumer was up this year, she’d have primaried him for sure. but in 2028 no chance she wastes her momentum on a senate run

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@mrbrianrowe it’s a great win especially because she would literally be Oscar less had she not won for this incredible performance (or worse she would’ve gotten her win for the ricardos lol)

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@slicerun that entire second set them just yelling come on back and forth after every point 💀

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@Maxisntheree she got the right answer but her work doesn’t make any sense. i’ll give her a C 😭

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@OrganizerMemes the way that’s unironically joe biden. like that’s his only thing-loves union; is catholic

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@_AllThatJaz only 1 year since best actress 2k25 and now we getting this vs effie dreamgirls vs zegler next year 😭😭

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@_uncle_gworl @MetaReflexive I don’t know if you can call it a decline given that before his run of the post, west side, and fablemans he was putting out movies like shiandiana jones, tin tin, and war horse. it was a surge if anything lol

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@christianscourt yes but also watching felix fumble to the rat on sunday would’ve given me a rash