Zach

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[Zach @dotxyzach]

@MikeMcDonald89 USDC depegging - had a heart attack with that one

[Zach @dotxyzach]

@dennis_qian Latest patch was released where everyone has realized that cryptos useless

[Zach @dotxyzach]

@andy8052 What’s to stop someone tapping it when it’s hanging off a purse?

[Zach @dotxyzach]

@joshpuckett @yitong Yah but that’s not the point

[Zach @dotxyzach]

You could literally drop out of biz school, land a gig at KMG in KZ, get a mentor to front $1M, trade RU crude on grey mkt, move $2B in 30mo, pocket $250M+ profit, put €21M into ex-dealer villa in SoFrance, collect art, chase Guyana boom w $60M, and be a degen

but you will not

[André @oracles]

You could literally just do a PhD in stochastic vol at EPFL, get a desk at a Rue du Rhône oil trading boutique that clears more than its country of domicile, buy the duplex in Cologny, dm that girl whose dad is an unlimited partner at Bordier, first dates at the Hôtel des Bergues, weekends at the family chalet in Gstaad, get the LP intro over raclette,

- but you will not.

[Zach @dotxyzach]

@ragipsoylu It’s because the mistreatment is happening to foreigners

[Zach @dotxyzach]

@ConsensusGurus No one uses Grok

[Zach @dotxyzach]

@pitdesi And these numbers justify a $1.5T valuation?

[Zach @dotxyzach]

@blknoiz06 So bad

[Zach @dotxyzach]

@TFTC21 @citrini

[Zach @dotxyzach]

@DrDiGiorgio All those healthcare systems are going to be there when you need them most. And you’re going to be seen immediately. Any car crash, life threatening incident, heart attack, stroke, broken bone is met with near instant care without a bill that could lead to bankruptcy

[Zach @dotxyzach]

@alexisxrivas @DrDiGiorgio Your family isn’t going to be waiting 6+ months for an emergency MRI man…

[Ash Crypto @AshCrypto]

$125,000 invested in $ETH 5 years ago is now worth $73,400.

$125,000 invested in Potatoes 1 month ago is now worth $1,000,000.

ETH is getting outperformed by Potatoes.

[Zach @dotxyzach]

@sardain Big week

[Zach @dotxyzach]

@alexaldente I thought their new payment method was a bit strange…

[Zach @dotxyzach]

@Kevmath @MunMunny How much should I CashApp you to register for the Main Event Final Table this year?

[shah @shahh]

Every asset is making new highs, except for Crypto.

Live Cattle are up +525% since 2022 and just hit an ATH.

We are getting outperformed by Cows.

You can’t make it up 💀

[Zach @dotxyzach]

@dennis_qian @DefinitiveFi Please manage my money

[Zach @dotxyzach]

@GivnerAriel The opacity kind of helps here IMO. Publishing the odds could encourage overspending because someone thinks their due for a win. This keeps it a surprise with no guarantee. Plus every cash back/points program incentivizes extra spending too.

[Zach @dotxyzach]

@suburban_walker @GivnerAriel So just you normally.