Curtis Doty

Orthodox Sarcastic

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“And all that was after is now as it was before.”

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Trump kidnaps Venezuela and gas prices go *up?

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USV FTW

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@CAgovernor Dipshittery is not the norm.

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Fishing bots?

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@flightradar24 Finally! Almost a decade late. However, why did you remove my favorite feature--the ability to highlight by shading unmatched aircraft?!? @petchmo

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Your last fortune cookie lied to you. —Panda Express

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Oh crap. I'm using it...

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Oh no! Dark Sky is dead. Long live Dark Sky.

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I will not use Apple’s creepy/shitty app.

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Xesspool.

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"No price would be too high for such a cornucopia of malleable assets and minds."

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What is X? Narcissisism.

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Ya can't never see what ya never did saw. ♫ https://t.co/2Ktm0xhm7a

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Nothing good happens here.

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Happy Thanks-for-rebooting-my-computer-last-night-Microsoft-even-though-I-never-asked-for-it-and-lost-a-bunch-of-open-windows Day! #WindowsIsAVirus

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@elonmusk Poor lonely troll.

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@elonmusk Bully dipshit.

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@elonmusk Dipshit.

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@elonmusk Poor lonely douch.

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X is the past tense of Twitter. Twatter?