SPURS IN 8.

Married to @TheMexiWife. #PUROSANANTONIO. @spurscoyote biggest fan! @MikeTaylorShow's THUNDERDOME.

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*sigh* Thank you @kawhileonard. @4protocol.

[Star Wars @starwars]

Ready up your (water) blasters for an epic journey in a galaxy far, far away…. ✨

PowerWash Simulator 2 STAR WARS pack is out now for PC, Xbox Series X|S, PlayStation 5 and Nintendo Switch 2 💦

[Cobra Commander @CobraCommander]

Yes, yessss, the new movie rumors are flying. Of course Hollywood wants me back on the silver screen! But if they do me dirty again I’ll show the casting director the real meaning of a headshot.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The first trailer for ‘I PLAY ROCKY’ has been released.

The film follows a young Sylvester Stallone & the dramatic journey it took to get ‘ROCKY’ made.

In theaters on November 20.

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"ETHPANA" #WorldCup

[Sharingahn @wearabibas]

@spurs @Ledger SUCK IT @nyknicks

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@NYSlayron FINALLY!

[San Antonio Spurs @spurs]

SPURS WIN!!!

@Ledger | #SummerSpurs

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

On my way, Clacton.

[Mary-Ann Russon @concertina226]

Two weeks ago I booked tickets to see @CountBinface performing live in London, which seemed like a quirky fun thing to do 🗑️

Then Nigel Farage and the media furore happened, and somehow I randomly ended up being the only journalist in the audience last night at the sold-out gig (many journalists had begged to attend to no avail, apparently) 😅

The veteran journalist John Sweeney @johnsweeneyroar interviewed him live on stage in the style of Jeremy Paxman and then it was opened up to the floor.

Overall, it was a very funny gig - John Harvey seemed to view the whole week is rather surreal. I think some of the best material he’d planned for the gig he’d already used on air, so he was literally ad-libbing satire on the spot based on what questions he was asked, which is pretty impressive given that the room was also not air-conditioned and so we were all sweating in close quarters for an hour and 20 minutes.

I also met one of his supposed supporters, who has been funding him at the rate of £3 a month for the last 15 years 💷 (in answer to the, “who is funding him?” question)

Here are some gems from the night 💎:

- Count Binface clearly really detests Nigel Farage

- Count Binface pledges to put David Attenborough on the fourth plinth in Trafalgar Square

- On the topic of AI stealing creative content and taking over our jobs, Count Binface wants to “stop the bots!” and thinks we should break into OpenAI chief executive Sam Altman’s house in the middle of the night steal his DNA to create a “Sam Altman AI”

- Count Binface admits he is “weak on uncontrolled immigration” given that he is an alien that travelled to Earth to stand as a joke candidate, but he says that he is holding back the rest of the spaceships from invading Earth 🚀

- However he did admit that he is an intergalactic space warrior who is bent on dominating mankind (I’m kind of up in the air about whether Clacton should vote for him now)

- The Count Binface helmet does come with some sort of cooling device, but sadly he left it in the dressing room last night before the gig 🫠

- Overall Count Binface said that he just really cares about democracy, and he doesn’t think we should count on him to become a member of Parliament or any other kind of statesmen. In fact, he would like to get only *just* enough votes to prevent Farafe from being elected.

- He just feels it’s important for the public to have the option to spoil their vote in order to express displeasure at current policies and politicians

- And John Sweeney has challenged Nigel Farage to submit for a live onstage interview (highly unlikely, methinks)

P.S. Do get in contact if you would like to use any of the images and videos that I captured last night. Yes, I do need to be paid, legal action will be taken if you use it without permission 😊

#CountBinface #JohnHarvey #NigelFarage #JohnSweeney #Clactonbyelection #UKpolitics

[Times Radio @TimesRadio]

Count Binface admits he has not been to Clacton.

“I thought I’d take a leaf out of the current incumbent’s book, and so I specifically have never visited it because I thought that was the done thing.”

@CountBinface | #TimesRadio

[Liz Webster @LizWebsterSBF]

🤣 Surreal scenes on #Newsnight.

Count Binface makes prime-time TV, Gillian Tett suggests Nigel Farage may finally have met his match, and Paddy O’Connell fails to unmask the man beneath the bin.

Binface’s pitch?

“Vote for me to save £350,000.”

@CountBinface winning now means the parliamentary standards process won’t trigger another by election.

British politics is on 🔥 🗑️🇬🇧

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Doctor Who, Jacob Rees-Mogg and his assistant Steve travel to Clacton in 2046, where the phallic-neck Daleks have seized power.

Their only hope? Return to 2026 and find Count Binface to take on Nigel Farage.

{satire}

[Jay @JibbaJabb]

Andrew Marr: " The Commons rules are very clear and they forbid face coverings "

Count Binface: " Well the Commons rules are very clear about what you can do with donations , but that seems to have got all murky so why can't I see how the line can get tested ? "

#lbc #farage #clacton @CountBinface

[Jason Rothwell @smile_on12]

Love it #countbinface

[The Independent @Independent]

Author and political activist Bill Browder has highlighted the dangers his family face for investigating Russian state activity.

Speaking to World Affairs Editor Sam Kiley, Bill Browder explained why his 17-year-old son Alexander is the youngest person sanctioned by Russia.

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@WrestleOps

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Luke Kornet’s new blog post includes a voice memo note recruiting LeBron to the Spurs. This is incredible. 😭

(h/t @dylangonzalez21)

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@ThunderChats He's in your head.

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@WrestleOps "I'll take that Shaemus money..."