Bartholomew “Double B” Baldwin

University of Texas grad ‘97 | lover of beer, country music, and white girls | avid sports gambler | #alllivesmatter | #firenico

[Bartholomew “Double B” Baldwin @doubleb_baldwin]

phenomenal work there Turd

[Turd Ferguson @69420yourmother]

The beauty of working the midshift? You get to take two dumps on the clock, and both the morning and afternoon crews think you only took one.

[Bartholomew “Double B” Baldwin @doubleb_baldwin]

Top 5 best feelings as a man

1. the razor on the back of the neck during a haircut

2. the physical touch of a woman

3. someone yelling "he's a shooter" when playing hoops

4. your team winning a title

5. first drink after a long day

What am I missing?

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Bruh 💀💀💀

[Bartholomew “Double B” Baldwin @doubleb_baldwin]

what more could a man ask for? #expand

[Bartholomew “Double B” Baldwin @doubleb_baldwin]

@MRoch1969 Mike,

I’d rather have my balls twisted then play that course CaRt PaTh OnLy again. #fuckthemarshall

[Bartholomew “Double B” Baldwin @doubleb_baldwin]

@blackhawkgourge #EB

[Sara @wolvestwtsara]

OKC fans can’t seriously watch this for 82 games and call it basketball… surely they can’t????

[Bartholomew “Double B” Baldwin @doubleb_baldwin]

he flops like a fucking fish out of water everytime. #fuckshai

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Nobody even touching him😭

[Bartholomew “Double B” Baldwin @doubleb_baldwin]

used to pray for times like this #expand

[Bartholomew “Double B” Baldwin @doubleb_baldwin]

played so good, she let me bend her over after the turn

[Bartholomew “Double B” Baldwin @doubleb_baldwin]

daiquiri factory and the fellas > any women in history #expand

[Bartholomew “Double B” Baldwin @doubleb_baldwin]

go stars nigga #expand

[Bartholomew “Double B” Baldwin @doubleb_baldwin]

@DixonButts73 you just made me wet my pants. wow

[Bartholomew “Double B” Baldwin @doubleb_baldwin]

What’s the female version of having a few brews with the boys watching a major sporting event? i feel bad for women

[Bartholomew “Double B” Baldwin @doubleb_baldwin]

@Whiteski2000 Matt,

What i meant was #expand posts making fun of people

[Bartholomew “Double B” Baldwin @doubleb_baldwin]

@BigButchMcGee #shrink

[Bartholomew “Double B” Baldwin @doubleb_baldwin]

like why hire an ugly bitch????

[John Bummit, PhD. @JohnBummit]

Being attractive literally is important for getting a job. Try not to be fat. I literally picked one intern over another cause I found her attractive.

[Bartholomew “Double B” Baldwin @doubleb_baldwin]

@Quinnshawn17 right there with ya brotha. wtf are they doing