james bond but gay

Oh my God, Ronniiiiiiiiiiiie

[۟ @ourspringtime]

This genius joke 😭😭😭

[boiled angel @eliseplease]

You can never make me leave

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

old people treat chatbots better than service workers

[MaineJumbo🌲🦞 @MassJumbo]

I think Spanish speakers might slightly outnumber French Speakers here which would make language politics really fun

[heatwave baby sleep @blueraspbaby5]

It still gives me a high like no other

[kiwi (ᓀ‸ᓂ) ♡ 🎀 @doiepics]

everyone gagging but bella never been ugly, she needed a shower for a few years but she always been stunning

[Crystal Kung Minkoff fanpage @mariahringo_]

I need to see them have sex

[🧚🏽‍♂️🧜🏽‍♀️ A$ANNI ARMON 🧜🏽‍♀️🧚🏽‍♂️ @AsanniArmon]

Watching this then seeing his pinned tweet >>>

[PJ @PJ11819211]

Is it politically incorrect to say that 90% of the time long Covid is pure hysteria

[lycanthrojay‼️🏳️‍⚧️ @rannisfang]

I just noticed something. Its not “Chudai” and “wataa” is CHUD AI and WATER. They were trying to warn us.

[Strega Nona @homegoodshottie]

Woke up at 4:30 and couldn’t go back to sleep

[Pepo Guardiosito @PepoGuardiosito]

Cuando se me meten dos tubos por el oído que hacen que cambie de color

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

.@taylorswift13

[Alto @altotrain]

With trains travelling at 300 km/h or more, we'll reduce travel times by about half and reshape transportation across a corridor that includes more than 40% of the country's population.

For more details: https://t.co/7pNyXMEhWW

[kyler @marsfeeling]

Not being shady but is there something about being a nonbinary lesbian that makes you need a cane?

[nour @sourflares]

you can tell from this video that she can’t take any criticism on her work at all and is surrounded by yes men because he was trying to tell her in a nice way that the idea sucked ass and she shut him off immediately and forced her idea anyways

[Kevin McHale @druidDUDE]

Spy is a perfect movie. We do need 8 more, Melissa is correct.

[aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat]

The implications of releasing a song called “Patient Zero” right when the Massachusetts Lesbian Bar gets rid of its mask mandate… right…

[elroymonté @finess3nce]

there was a girl crying that a job said they wouldn't work around her "time blindness"

[drew @ImNotOwned]

He cooked