steven leonard

bury me with my tweets

[steven leonard @Doublelen]

i have nothing but respect for the purveyor of morsels

[steven leonard @Doublelen]

Something crawled into my house last night.
Weird guy.

[steven leonard @Doublelen]

he gon fuck that dog huh

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80HD would be a good name for a granny porn website but i can’t for the life of me figure out how to relate it back to the executive functioning disorder

[steven leonard @Doublelen]

@BorisDralyuk Let me try my hand at this, okay?
Anne mode.

Everyone can write this way today:
Let's go.

Other ways of writing seem passé.
Try one!

I could use this form to dish bad news:
plane crash :(

[steven leonard @Doublelen]

simpsons

[Patrick babysitting GuideThePlayer 4 Ray @GuideThePlayer]

Fam I’m tryna think of a word that I am forgetting. It sounds like sim op sis but it is about movies

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@erin_zoutendam Sabbatical by John Barth

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@computer1010101 it’s over for yall once i resolve my dysfunctions

[steven leonard @Doublelen]

https://t.co/GzRmb3lVke

[ms rat 🐀 @ratbitebaby]

misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?

[steven leonard @Doublelen]

the only thing i’ve ever found halfway interesting about this ethan klein character is how passionately devoted he is to the satisfaction of his obvious humiliation fetish. in this way the public continues to play into his hand

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wegoverconfidence

[🌠 @whylster_]

tom segura and ethan klein nuked their marriages right after losing a ton of weight, what is this phenomenon called?

[steven leonard @Doublelen]

hermeneutically sealed

[Nissehatt @hekwoys]

“Hermetically sealed” sounds like a Renaissance demon-controlling technique derived from esoteric Neoplatonic theurgy, but actually refers to like a can of peaches. What’s up with that

[steven leonard @Doublelen]

@dinosaur_info this is genuinely how i counter ppl when they get uppity about me playing obscure scrabble words. it’s like bro we’re wizards and you’re getting mad that i know more spells than you

[steven leonard @Doublelen]

i am basking in the glow of the 2 followers i gained from my viral quote tweet

[steven leonard @Doublelen]

this is just a classic case of words not being sentences

[steven leonard @Doublelen]

bro this is taking me out...

to the ball game, that is

[steven leonard @Doublelen]

i guess if you really want one word you could just shout “WHENCE?” at ppl

[steven leonard @Doublelen]

this is just a classic case of words not being sentences

[Vessel Of Spirit @VesselOfSpirit]

it's unfortunate that there isn't an english word that unambiguously means "on what grounds do you believe what you just said to be true"

[steven leonard @Doublelen]

"why am I letting a group of 12 stangers critique my intensely personal poem about my family trauma?"

can you imagine someone expressing this same sentiment about a painting and being taken seriously?

[steven leonard @Doublelen]

I was dead silent amidst boisterous, often cruel-seeming laughter at my packed YCSE showing in Baltimore, but I burst out a solitary "BUH-ha" when Holmes used the word "annealing" to describe her and her husband's love and nathan immediately checked her on it

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deleted scene from my now 5-year-old mock epic about elon musk

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a meta metaphor for more feta