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⫸ San Diego ☾Libra *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

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@RealAlexJones Good. Hope he’s able to do it and everyone is happier healthier and wealthier. He had no blockers so if his plan fails, it wasn’t anyone else’s faults.

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no one:
@elonmusk is so funny. I’m so happy now that he posts so many jokes. Can’t wait for the next belly laugh from an Elon original!

everyone else: (here for porn bc that’s where this app gets all its engagement)

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Twitter is so bipolar on inauguration day. one scroll will show you a video of a bunch of dudes jerking off their boss and the next scroll will show gay porn. #Inauguration2025

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is someone running around LA setting fires!?!?

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Elon Musk won the presidency. For sure. It was definitely Musk vs Biden frfr.

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Don’t worry friend. Life is beating his a%% harder than anyone alive ever could. Move on from the dumpster fire you once saw value in.

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Just putting this out there: is there any mobile phone company easy to do business with that can be trusted to deliver quality customer service?

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#outatthepark supporting our Padre men … #forthefaithful #pluckthejays

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@RuPaulsDragRace @Mirage_amuro We never pick immediate favorites in a season but with you(and Plane Jane of course)… stole our hearts immediately and was 💔for you - way too early - elimination. Watching you EAT in the smackdown and loving it. Props babe.

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@Padres serving tri-tip #ForTheFaithful

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#TeamPlaneJane all. the. way. sisterssss. Best @RuPaulsDragRace season ever. (And I’m a Bianca / S6 gay) @RuPaul - truly, from the bottoms and their hearts, thank you for giving the world Plane.

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@elcajonpolice Gunshots heard just now near Barrio Logan. What a day.

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The world marathon challenge is so stupid. Please don’t give speeches about this dumb eco-unfriendly bs and definitely don’t blame your expensive hobby on kids with cancer. Just say it - you want attention and you want people to pay you to speak. Cringe.

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I really enjoyed hearing that you like teabagging in America vs UK. Agreed. #morningbrewdaily

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Come on. Everyone else drop out!! Follow Desantis and let @NikkiHaley take this one.

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Shouldn’t Ron or Nikki drop out? Probably Ron just looking ahead. They’re splitting the anti trumpers.

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I’ve heard “Biden is too old” but honestly, I think it’s amazing he is doing this..this old. Way to go Biden. @POTUS keep going! We are behind you.

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My boyfriend was singing “They call the cops” instead of “I call the shots” for Britney Spears’ Circus…. And it made so much sense actually. 🥺

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@CapitalOne , you have sent me 3+ mailers a weekday for the past month. I'm never signing up for a credit card with you. There's no button to do this on direct mail, so please get this tweet and consider this my official 'unsubscribe' request.