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Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.

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#tigerisland it appears tigers can’t read textbooks

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@PDRNHPUK @McNuggs5000 You must have the most apt name I’ve ever seen

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#bbcbreakfast Never seen Charlie look as enthusiastic after C&A were mentioned

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#bbcbreakfast good job your not merging flick with tuck

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#Interiordesignmasters you can’t polish a turd. Budget budget budget

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#thismorning emeshment, ooo nice word. Any others? Ooo Golden bridge, fantastic

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#bbcbreakfast you say tomato I say tomato

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@ucchan_neo Check please

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#masterchef it’s all fantastic

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#masterchef my mate works in a Wetherspoons kitchen and he says it’s just like this in there

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Todays #masterchef is brought to you in association with the word ‘inspired’!

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#bbcbreakfast it’s going to be hot. Stop with the hysterics

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#matchoftheday is cringe

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So they do little advert to promote how value for money the license fee is, and then follow it with #blanketyblank…. You can’t make this shit up

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#masterchef it’s as if they knocked a fridge over, opened the door and whatever fell out they chucked on a pizza base

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#masterchef who?

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#bbcbreakfast it’s always somebody else’s fault

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#StormandAlexis Hilary calling from the planet Carol Malone 🤦‍♂️

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#bbcbreakfast doesn’t stop him being any good or bad but he has incredibly pointy nose

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#bbcbreakfast #strictly bosses have been going to great lengths to get the right presenters…. And finally went for the cheapest