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A poli sci major with a philosphy minor-and all I have to show for it is this overly revealing twitter account. Favorite hashtag? #shrug

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@HackitySlashy @BeeOG_ @SaskTelSupport That’s not how this was explained to me. As I understood the issue, it’s a local fibre optic cable that’s been cut. Which would make sense, considering sasktel has nothing to do with BC....

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@GordMcNally @dually_73 @SaskPower Stop stealing my thunder.

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This is more icecream than I had intended on eating tonight. #saskpowerouttage

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@SaskPower obviously not a 911 one or anything but would you say we are in “eat all the icecream in your freezer before it melts” power outage territory here?

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@SaskPower possible to get some info on what to expect since it appears more ppl in sask are without power than are with? Obviously this is a long term outage so pls advise

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@peppersmom6789 @meyer_lucas @JustinTrudeau SMART. Blaming Trudeau for a hate crime committed by a conservative. Fucking brilliant. This lady is going places. #lefties #righties #tightywhities 💁🏻‍♀️

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BIG MOOD

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

Now I'm getting threatened with "we have access to your iCloud." I'll be honest, I stand by most of my nudes. Frankly I'm way more embarrassed by all the inspirational quotes I've screen grabbed.

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Wish I had the confidence of a 40 year old white male sliding into someone ten years his junior’s DMs with a hehe you must be super busy hey after sending me 34 memes that aren’t even mediocre.

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@PremierBradWall Honestly, when I saw this I thought you had to be making fun of yourself, for your own budget.

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Telling me no is exactly the same as whispering sweet nothing's in my ear.

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Wouldn't be a problem if we had charged royalties to oil companies! #skpoli #oilprice #Recession2016 https://t.co/FjuWQkRaFg

[Regina Leader-Post @leaderpost]

Saskatchewan says the arrival of nearly 600 refugees over the last couple of months is taxing resources https://t.co/9lnaY6wM8S #skpoli

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This is my idea of long game. #longgame https://t.co/MQcfeWvbUj

[blogTO @blogTO]

Inside #Toronto's first eclair-only patisserie https://t.co/yBBbpbihWN @nugateau

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@MyMenchies there is now a tip function at your self serve frozen yogurt bar? .... That insults every server who earns their tips.

[POLITICO @politico]

"No, I think we've got more important things to worry about in this country than Bill Clinton's sex life" https://t.co/JoWtN3vdzM

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Ughhhh dudes need to stop overestimating how interested in them girls are. She inhaled. Must love me. #chill

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Counting the days til bonus so I can quit my job to pursue my year long dream of quitting my job

[lilbeak @AshleyRankin6]

Do you wanna break Dance? I can help you.

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This Hockey Player Snuck 7 'Meows' Into An Interview - the closest I have ever come to a crush on an athlete http://t.co/P4gjADD0t8

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@ClassicMitten your name is not Richard...

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Feiwnd's bf: where has she been staying for the last week? Me: with me... Truth: I don't fucking know. #yourproblem