Douf

Socially functional geek, with a 12yo mentality.

[Douf @DoufSaid]

@difficultpatty No RT’s on you or your buns, but you made those? Good looking buns.

[Douf @DoufSaid]

@Kateness8 Are you good? Hoping you are all good!

[Douf @DoufSaid]

@noa_tate_ Lady.
We’re all good.
If you think I’m shitting you, call me out.

And try “Ex veritate merdosa”.

I think that’s the Latin “crap” you’re trying to express.

😉

[Terri @terrip38]

No great discovery was ever made without a bold guess.

—Sir Isaac Newton

—Also me, about to wreck a Sudoku board

[Douf @DoufSaid]

@noa_tate_ It’s a connection.
A logically sound connection?
But you get it.

[Douf @DoufSaid]

@noa_tate_ 🎶What’s My Age Again?🎶

[noa @noa_tate_]

🎶 everybody wishes they were 23 🎶

[Douf @DoufSaid]

@mishapathy @noa_tate_ Prime too.

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

I never would have imagined bungee jumping in Brazil would be risky and dangerous

[Douf @DoufSaid]

Born color deaf.

It’s like color blind, but if you say “red”, I hear green.

[Douf @DoufSaid]

@noa_tate_ You might be too clever and too smart for the Tweeters.
But, EGAD! You are funny.

That’s right. I just egad’d you. 😂

[Douf @DoufSaid]

@noa_tate_ Only read Revelations in the Bible, cuz relativity immediate concern.

Shakespeare, I keep up.

1/4 through Infinite Jest. Get it.
“Alas poor Yorick…”

[noa @noa_tate_]

i've read all of the bible,
about half of shakespeare,
a quarter of infinite jest...

[Douf @DoufSaid]

@slimplimsoll My point is, trillionaires could put companies and banks out of business, if entrepreneurs offered below interest rates in lending.

[Douf @DoufSaid]

@terrip38 Ooh, sorry.

[Terri @terrip38]

Instead of asking your hairstylist for an Italian Bob, bamboozle them and request a Roberto.

[Douf @DoufSaid]

@noa_tate_ You do you.

But love your Tweets.

[noa @noa_tate_]

the thing about being able to talk and write is people start wanting you to