Doug Price 🇺🇸

University of Washington Econ Grad Class of 2000, Small Business Owner, Living the AMERICAN Dream, Thankful for the Freedoms WE enjoy! Leaving WA

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@realGregKarnes I stand with Hunter

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Democrats “win”, Microsoft does down, now the FAA grounds all flight. Something is fishy. The Chicoms are probably involved in all

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@PNWConservative Cut the salary

Salary should be tied to test results

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@Softykjr It will always be Husky Stadium. It is Columbia Bank Field at Husky Stadium to me

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@bennyjohnson What a bunch of numb nuts

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🇺🇸 Thank you to all the Veterans!!! 🇺🇸

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@MayorofSeattle You hate the voters

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

The MLB top 100 prospect list is here! 🔥

96) C Owen Ayers, CHC
68) SS Dax Kilby, NYY
47) 1B Charlie Condon, COL
29) OF Zyhir Hope, DET
11) SS Roch Cholowsky, CHW
3) OF Josue De Paula, LAD

Full 100 rankings: https://t.co/cqNexhDyzK

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@Mynorthwest Good, he sucks at his job

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

The IRS decided to audit Grandpa and summoned him to the IRS office.

The auditor wasn’t surprised when Grandpa showed up accompanied by his attorney.

The auditor began, “Well, sir, you appear to have an extravagant lifestyle despite having no full-time employment. You explain this by claiming that you make your money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds that particularly believable.”

“I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it,” Grandpa replied. “How about a demonstration?”

The auditor thought for a moment and said, “Okay. Go ahead.”

Grandpa said, “I’ll bet you $1,000 that I can bite my own eye.”

The auditor considered the proposition and said, “It’s a bet.”

Grandpa removed his glass eye and bit it.

The auditor’s jaw dropped.

Grandpa continued, “Now, I’ll bet you $2,000 that I can bite my other eye.”

The auditor could clearly see that Grandpa wasn’t blind, so he eagerly accepted the bet.

Grandpa removed his dentures and bit his good eye.

The stunned auditor realized he’d just lost $3,000, with Grandpa’s attorney there as a witness. He was starting to get nervous.

“Want to go double or nothing?” Grandpa asked. “I’ll bet you $6,000 that I can stand on one side of your desk, pee into the wastebasket on the other side, and not get a single drop anywhere in between.”

Having been burned twice, the auditor was cautious. But after carefully considering the distance, he decided there was no way the old man could pull off such a stunt.

He accepted the bet.

Grandpa stood beside the desk, unzipped his pants, and gave it his best shot. But despite straining mightily, he couldn’t get the stream anywhere near the wastebasket. Instead, he ended up urinating all over the auditor’s desk.

The auditor leaped with joy, realizing he’d just turned a $3,000 loss into a $3,000 win.

Meanwhile, Grandpa’s attorney groaned and buried his face in his hands.

“Are you okay?” the auditor asked.

“Not really,” the attorney replied. “This morning, when Grandpa told me he’d been summoned for an audit, he bet me $25,000 that he could come in here, piss all over your desk, and you’d be happy about it.”

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@WheelerRipWA Glad I am leaving

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@WallStreetApes Shut down all the illegal street meat vendors

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@tridenttruee It will have an impact.

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@airynne True. But with Washington being one of the worst almost any state will be better for me personally

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Was nice knowing you Washington State. You have made it clear you don’t want wealthy people here so after living here for 49 years I will be looking for a new home state.

Somewhere that respects wealth & property rights! I refuse to live in a state that wont follow it own constitution

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@Wakedog197917 @bkheywood Your friend is not a very smart person

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@bkheywood Count me as one that will move before I owe taxes.

Currently looking at my options both personal and for my business HQ

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@KYRRadio Very well said.

Time for us to move to somewhere that appreciates us

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@Cernunnos88 ✌️

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@CheebaChabba @areallyneatguy Ouch

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@areallyneatguy You sure like to lose bets