Dougal Campbell 🐀

Web developer, WordPress 'Developer Emeritus', creator of @twitual, husband of @suzecampbell, and one hoopy frood. @[email protected]

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@durkalski @SecWar Well, enjoy your $7/gal gasoline, then.

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I got tired of all the winning, so…

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@FredJoh26842729 @covie_93 You are really deep in the Kool-Aid, aren’t you?

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@elonmusk Hitler was not a socialist, you wilted turnip.

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@BeckLegendary @mbowserjr @Angry_Staffer @grok Exactly what war are you talking about?

Because Congress has not declared a state of war. We are executing a “military action”, or some other semantic nonsense. But those semantics matter, as far as what is or is not considered to be a war crime.

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You done messed up, Mar-kwan-ye!

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@DemocraticWins VP Couchfucker claiming that “in blue states … you have illegal aliens encouraged to get on the Medicaid program…” is false.

Illegal immigrants cannot apply for federal programs such as Medicaid, Medicare, food stamps, CHIP, SNAP, etc. Period.

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@lakeboating2021 @Welnesschick @bodenkelly @SethAbramson Where’s your evidence? Where is it documented?

In *some* municipalities, *documented* (“legal”) non-citizen immigrants are allowed to vote in *local* elections.

But only actual citizens are allowed to vote in federal elections. The number of attempted fraudulent votes is tiny.

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@wd8756 @JoJoFromJerz Is the innocent man in the White House with us now?

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@jkeeter82 @SecWar @jlpetricevic Trump’s military is an AI image stolen from a stock image collection, with the watermark still on it?

Yeah, that sounds on-brand.

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@Milajoy We’ve been voting for over 200 years, across every state, county, and municipality. Do you think everybody had an ID in 1890? 1930? 1960?

They’ve built up procedures to verify and validate voting integrity across more than 100 elections cycles. They have it handled.

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@Milajoy Because they’ll ask for identifying information at the polling location, and verify it.

If it turns out that somebody else claimed to be you and voted in your place, they will catch it, you’ll fill out a provisional ballot, and then they will do deeper checks.

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@Chesschick01 That Honda Pilot weighs at minimum 4000 pounds. If she had even bumped him at 3-4 mph, he would have a broken leg, or at least torn tendons in his knee. And since we clearly see him walking down the street without a limp after he needlessly shot her, he obviously didn’t get hit.

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@PorterReporter9 @doranmaul @DerrickEvans4WV Are you Dennis Prager’s love child or something?

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@sirshibaninja @DerrickEvans4WV Are the historical artifacts in the room with you now?

There were no historical artifacts. It was a display in their state capitol sponsored by PragerU. It was fucking souvenir posters, basically.

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@GodandCountryy @marcorubio A fantastic blowjob on an orange dick.

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@marcorubio How does that orange dick taste, Little Marco?

Never mind. I really *don’t* want to know.

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@mehdirhasan Her vehicle was a Honda Pilot, which weighs in at 4000-4700 pounds. If she bumped him even at 3-4mph, she likely would have broken his leg, or at least torn tendons in his knee.

But as we clearly saw, he walked down the street briskly, with zero signs of discomfort.

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@Riley_Gaines_ @timburchett Should we know who the fuck you are? What’s your claim to fame again?

Oh yeah. You lost a swim competition. And you’re mad at trans person because they tied with you for… [checks notes]… fifth place. In other words you’re mad you didn’t place fifth all by yourself?

Pathetic.

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@mattvanswol Wasn’t this on a Saturday, you limp noodle?