Paul Douglass

Graphic and website designer based in Newcastle but freelancing internationally!!

[Paul Douglass @dougbowski]

@Neduszn8 You saying Conference League bro but that medal isn’t there!!

Your shitty AI is showing us medals for the World Cup, Champions League, Copa America and Club World Cup, so yeah, it’s Alverez. Also Cafu and, I think, Dida

[Paul Douglass @dougbowski]

@Neduszn8 @UtdultraHQ Those medals are World Cup, Champions League, Copa America and Club World Cup, so yeah, it’s Alverez. Also Cafu

[Paul Douglass @dougbowski]

@Sukki1975 @BROWEA Damn it 🤣 score draw! Not gonna lie, it was a couple of ChatGPT prompts for me 🤪

[Paul Douglass @dougbowski]

@Sukki1975 @BROWEA No problem Sue, like you I wanted to know where all the figures were coming from but no one seemed to be able to say.

It’s how you frame it as well, if you think about it, any game resulting in a draw means that one of the teams were in a winning position at some point 🤣

[Paul Douglass @dougbowski]

It’s fair to say the world’s most insufferable fans, have just become even more insufferable!

[Paul Douglass @dougbowski]

@Sukki1975 @BROWEA I want to say it was games where we were ahead “at some point”. These are the games where we’re ahead in the 75th minute and gone on to loose or draw resulting in 11pts dropped.

But just to clarify, I’m Howe in all the way, this was just because you asked for numbers

[Paul Douglass @dougbowski]

@Sukki1975 @BROWEA BBC Sport noted Newcastle were on 42 points in March after the Sunderland defeat. Holding all leads at that point would have put them on 64 points — second place and in the title race.

[Paul Douglass @dougbowski]

@PeteGravesTV Platinum have cushioning/bounce, 1892 defo doesn’t. I’m 2 rows in front of platinum, for a while it was a standard joke that that was the price difference as it’s the same view! Mind you I’m also in the end near a corner and the guy the other side of the stairs pays £200 less!

[Paul Douglass @dougbowski]

@ClaimDepar44538 Ok, I’ll get right on that!

FFS!!

Do people actually fall for this??

[Paul Douglass @dougbowski]

@virginmedia Why is dealing with your customer services such a pain? Contract renewal for broadband only - £84 nearly double. Get in touch, 3 different departs, offers from £77 down to £44 then up to £53 all for the same deal. I’m thinking I will just leave for @Vodafone

[Paul Douglass @dougbowski]

@KimKatieUSA I thought they were playing Hermes?

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@AbuZeenah_ Easy!! Michael Owen

[Paul Douglass @dougbowski]

@NeilStirzaker @Nufc2Everything AI bullshit

[Paul Douglass @dougbowski]

@MagpieMediaX FFS man if you’re going to report on shit can you at least make it accurate? He removed it a while back when he replaced EVERYTHING in his bio with the whoisjaraff tag

[Paul Douglass @dougbowski]

@TheFootyFeed Oldham?

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@mark_robinson_ Isn’t the Maguire on given because of the “clear goal scoring opportunity” as he’s past Maguire and 1 on 1 with the keeper.

[Paul Douglass @dougbowski]

@LukeEdwardsTele @stevewraith We need to learn from our previous mistakes - Bobby Robson and Chris Houghton. Sacking them MASSIVELY set us back. Sacking Howe will do the same. He needs to stay at least another year, have our full support and see what he can do over the summer.

[Paul Douglass @dougbowski]

@rustyrockets Born again Christian’s eh!

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@CraigHope_DM As in “The School of hard…”

[Paul Douglass @dougbowski]

@toonarmy_com Yes