Doug Broyer

Just a man who has an expert level of knowledge in one subject. Everything else is most likely proof that I am dumb like a box of rocks. Happy to meet you!

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@KJPhillips10 My birthday was yesterday (62), and I got a new dishwasher installed. Oh, and my wife cooked ribs.

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@robynngarfield No, you will not die, but remember I am just some rando on X. Seriously, you should be fine. Just set a reasonable pace and have fun. I survived 5 marathons near the back of the pack.

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@StockMKTNewz I sure hope I am still here for the 50th celebration.

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@AutismCapital My same thinking. It is an unnecessary position in 2026.

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@theamelia___ Yes, and I was told not to come back until the street lights came on.

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@ProofofMaro Therapy is as much a consumer product as a flying car. A flying car is more fun.

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@JerimiahLee

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@cnnbrk We will all survive.

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@jmasseypoet I agree that she is sharp and has a good demeanor for the job. You need a set of big ovaries for the role.

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@jmasseypoet I hope you know I was not commenting on the people who do it. It just looks like a tough gig. But for some, it has led to big money after they leave the podium.

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@gay_lumberjack You may not be missing anything. He just isn't everyone's cup of tea. I have rarely ever seen an entire show, but I do like the randomness of his guests.

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@Tim_Frantz @NotKennyRogers Yeah, $25M a year is not what it used to be.

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@mizaxem Join the Army

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@mattressguy_ You are going to need a bigger mattress factory.

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@tanpukunokami Donna

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@mrmikeMTL Water

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@jimiuorio X is best between 3 AM and 6 AM PST.

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@SamRo @bsurveillance @tomkeene Yep. He was 93, and I was 59. (His other two sons were 19 and 22)

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@cliffcornell_ This is a tough one. I know you can't move out yet, so it's probably best to let it compound. Inflation is real. The kids really do have an uphill battle today.