Doug Johnson

[Doug Johnson @douglasj33]

@BearsNationCHI Trasshh

[Doug Johnson @douglasj33]

@BearsNationCHI And still up 17-6. Shows how far we've come.

[Doug Johnson @douglasj33]

@cmain7 Is there functionality for a live auction draft? I.e, can I have this up and manually check off the names without being in an espn/yahoo draft? This looks awesome and easier to manage than an excel sheet. Thanks!

[David J. Bier @David_J_Bier]

We are supposed to pretend this is what law enforcement in a free country looks like.

[Doug Johnson @douglasj33]

@LateRoundQB How should bestball drafters shift their approach when playing non-tournament contests i.e. $50 season long bestball league where winner is the person with the most cumulative points. Stacking more or less important? More safe plays with goal of avoiding zeros? Thanks!

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Look at this.

$DELL just won a five-year $9.7 billion Pentagon software agreement for the US military.

But Trump also bought $DELL.

He bought multiple times since February 10th, up to more than $5,000,000.

On May 8th, he said: "Go out and buy a Dell."

Unusual.

[Truthstream Media @truthstreamnews]

“We stole all your knowledge and art, and now we’re gonna put a meter on it and sell it back to you. You’re welcome.”

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Hey why aren’t you including the footage of you bombing a school which you clearly have because you record every bomb

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

It should scare you that they’re trying to automate all the things that bring you joy: reading, writing, painting, playing games, all the things that nourish the soul. They want you so jaded & worn down by work that you lack the capacity to do anything but scroll on your phone.

[Covie @covie_93]

Marco Rubio on Tuesday: "Iran is run by lunatics, religious fanatic lunatics."

The White House Thursday:

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

It’s insane this is legal. People around Trump are profiting off war and death. I’m introducing legislation ASAP to ban this.

[Zachary D. Carter @zachdcarter]

resign https://t.co/pyJKMkLWaT

[Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine]

A man who has never seen war and never will, cheering this on from a comfortable perch in Washington.

Every Senator who fails to stop this war should lose their seat, starting with @SenSusanCollins and @SenFettermanPA.

[Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @RepAOC]

My statement on President Trump’s combat operations in Iran⬇️

[Jay Black @hellojayblack]

A collection of the dumbest dudes you knew from high school felt emasculated when a black man got elected president, so, to compensate, we now have a semi-sentient pig’s stomach in a red hat starting an illegal war to distract the country from all the sex crimes he committed.

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

“congress’ diminishing role” is becoming the ultimate dumb guy take. It’s simple: leadership from both parties supports attacking Iran but 80% of Americans oppose it so this is reconciled w/ feigned helplessness while Trump does their dirty work. It’s about plausible deniability

[Doug Johnson @douglasj33]

@TrentTelenko Almost as if they don't pose an imminent threat sufficient to justify a war of aggression....

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

never forget what you’re fighting for

[Globe Eye News @GlobeEyeNews]

BREAKING:

51 Iranian children killed, 60 students wounded after joint US-Israel strikes hit girls' school in Iran.

[Doug Johnson @douglasj33]

@itsAntWright Gonna need an audit for this one. We did not have our best stuff, but the whistle was highly inconsistent in the lane from my (biased) viewing.