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[Snowbird @Snowbird]

🚨Operations Reminder🚨
We are CLOSED tomorrow, May 2 - Wednesday, May 4. We will reopen on Thursday, May 5, through the weekend, from 8 am - 2 pm. Moving forward, we will remain open on Fridays-Sundays on an 8 am - 2 pm schedule while conditions allow.
https://t.co/3jkQfK5w6H

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Imagine living in the US today, where the #1 source of domestic terrorism is far-right groups(per FBI!), books about slavery are getting banned, parents are criminalized for trans kids, yet asserting the 1st amendment is about protecting bigots from feeling embarrassed in public.

[Scott MacFarlane @MacFarlaneNews]

ALERT: US House Democrats are planning a resolution to CENSURE House Members who defended Capitol Insurrectionists during this week’s House Oversight hearing

[BBC Archive @BBCArchive]

“How come is everything white?” Muhammad Ali appeared on Parkinson in 1971.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Wisconsin Primary Voters Receive ‘I Voted’ Gravestones https://t.co/9oy10KTQo1

[Limericking @Limericking]

The government of the US
Has done certain things with success.
Act quickly and show
Good leadership? No.
Perpetuate racism? Yes.

[dougpp @dougpp]

Dear @SouthwestAir, where is my snowboard bag and why was it such a chore to actually find someone in the airport to help last night?

[dougpp @dougpp]

#NatGeo Kea, King of the Mountain, Queenstown, NZ

[dougpp @dougpp]

Hahahahhaaha... coal advertising via Twitter. The website is awesome (read: hilarious) too. https://t.co/6NXMF7mgB5

[America's Power @AmericasPower]

#Coal-based electricity has the power to meet US energy needs now & for the next 280 years. https://t.co/IJTmVc3Me8

[dougpp @dougpp]

Seriously @SouthwestAir, you lost my bag Tues, didn't find it for days, I got it back Fri morning and then you lost it again Fri night.

[dougpp @dougpp]

Maybe I should stop telling everyone how much I love @SouthwestAir after they lost my bag twice in the same week.

[dougpp @dougpp]

Perfect timing and/or soundtrack to life? M83 - Outro comes on when your plane is touching down.

[dougpp @dougpp]

Thank you @AmericanAir for treating me like a POS. Every time I fly @SouthwestAir I'll be happily doing my part to put you out of business.

[dougpp @dougpp]

I'm convinced the legacy carriers deliberately make life shitty for passengers that don't cough up for 'premium' extras like checked bags.

[dougpp @dougpp]

@charmanders As a worker in this sordid industry, I can confirm that I've caught the clap from no fewer than three wind turbine generators.

[dougpp @dougpp]

I love teddy bears

[dougpp @dougpp]

@chadvonnau 50 years ago the best engineers were citizens of that government's country.

[Robbo Robson @Robbo_Robson]

Direct Line man will call me back this pm. That on hold music is lodged in my head like some brain-eating Coldplay worm.

[drewfromtv @DrewFromTV]

George Zimmerman was an armed neighborhood watchman. #NRA