Doug Simpleton

Fuck you

[Doug Simpleton @dougsimpleton]

Was this entrance choreographed by soccer jersey? Need comms. #frat #ched

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Eagles TE Dallas Goedert is likely to miss a few weeks due to the sprained MCL he suffered Sunday vs. the Titans, per @RapSheet and me.

[Doug Simpleton @dougsimpleton]

@sirlatman What happened? #raisehell

[Bennett Fitzpatrick III @bennett_fitzy]

If arch mannings name was Brad Richard would he be an nfl prospect?? #nuke

[Doug Simpleton @dougsimpleton]

@CharlesCantlay Can’t wait to see my king dripped in his LSU polo on Thursday

[Doug Simpleton @dougsimpleton]

@AdamSchefter Wtf is that?

[Doug Simpleton @dougsimpleton]

@bennett_fitzy Looks good so far but make sure to stay away from the mirror

[Doug Simpleton @dougsimpleton]

@ChicagoBears Bro like actually what is stopping us from going all white

[Doug Simpleton @dougsimpleton]

@bennett_fitzy Time to face the real world kid.

[Doug Simpleton @dougsimpleton]

Ghost Wipe

[Doug Simpleton @dougsimpleton]

@EASPORTSCollege This shit is buns

[Doug Simpleton @dougsimpleton]

@johnsmallwood69 Deadass tho they changed the entire game

[Doug Simpleton @dougsimpleton]

@johnsmallwood69 This shit is such cap 😭🙏

[Doug Simpleton @dougsimpleton]

@MicUltraManning 50 degrees 😭

[Doug Simpleton @dougsimpleton]

@bennett_fitzy I thought the other half was in the trash 😭

[Doug Simpleton @dougsimpleton]

@MicUltraManning I’m dead 🤣

[Doug Simpleton @dougsimpleton]

@bennett_fitzy Why’s ur brain so small

[Doug Simpleton @dougsimpleton]

@CharlesCantlay Girl next to me laughed and he scolded me in front of the class #selfdox

[Doug Simpleton @dougsimpleton]

Nothing pisses me off more than the dude who gets on the piano in the dining hall. #kys

[Doug Simpleton @dougsimpleton]

@bennett_fitzy Bennett, I hope your flight doesn’t offer WiFi
- Doug

[Doug Simpleton @dougsimpleton]

@CoachMumby How is everyone in this class 🤣