My book, Pete’s coin, is now on Spotify. The bestseller (#39 in the category ‘Books by Persons Named Doug Burrell in Southeast NC’) can now be enjoyed by the illiterates! At $3.99, if only 250,627 of you buy it, I’ll be a millionaire!
https://t.co/onfVeMRyEJ
@FantasyJeanyus About 13 years ago, I met this elderly man, probably pushing 80, and I gave him a gentle handshake so I wouldn’t snap his fingers. Instead, he latched onto me with a death grip. I’ve been embarrassed ever since, and I still wish I could get a do-over.
Yesterday was the first day I can ever remember in my life that I did not eat meat. I don’t know if there’s a connection but I had a nightmare last night that Kevin Nealon was trying to kill my wife and me.