dougwolfe 🔍

Retired federal agent. Knows things. UMD ‘78. Grandparent of the Year, again. Anti-Fragile.

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@Andrew_Chia01 She got busted.

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@BaltimoreBrew @MayorBMScott @bmoredhcd @Zeke_Cohen @BillforBmore Never trust anyone wearing a bow tie.

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@kimKBaltimore I’ll wait for the audio version.

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@BaltimoreBrew @RepJohnnyO @BaltCoExec @mikeforcouncil6 @patyoung4baltco @CouncilmanIzzy I guess this means the County Auditor gets fired?

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@Nicoletta0602 Think hard. Do you have any enemies?

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@justin_fenton That does not change his release date. When an inmate’s remaining sentence is 12 months they can transition through a halfway house, then home detention. He is still in their custody.

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@CatalinaByrd @justin_fenton Don’t feel bad. Most of us forgot.

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@AdamPlantinga

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@BuzzPatterson A Twanger.

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@Nicoletta0602 How would you feel if you spent all that time and school loan money to get a law degree and ended up working for a teacher union?

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@BaltimoreBanner Universities love their full fare cash paying international students. If a 30% decline in grad student admissions hurts so much maybe someone should look at where that money goes.

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@AntiLeftMemes “Noted.”

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@AntiLeftMemes Inevitably, female castaways became pregnant and the island population grew. A culture emerged in which parental lineage was ambiguous. The record ends in the late 20th century. The professor designed an ark like vessel. It is believed the population sailed for Portland, Oregon.

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@AntiLeftMemes The Legend of the SS Minnow. An eclectic group of tourists, a ship captain first mate were shipwrecked on an uncharted island after a storm. Coast Guard reported the vessel had failed inspections and the “Skipper’s” license revoked after many arrests for DUI.

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@AntiLeftMemes Years later the Minnow was discovered by adventurers searching for Amelia Earhart’s plane. They found meticulous records kept by a castaway who was at first thought to be a brilliant professor. But analysis of his writings revealed remarkable similarity to the Unabomber’s style.

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@GovWesMoore Federal grant money from Dept of Homeland Security. It’s not new.

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@JohnWay10127572 @TheHost_ If it’s a dui checkpoint searching the car for the heck of it does not further the purpose of the checkpoint. No evidence of dui? Move on.

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@kimKBaltimore Nice sunset!

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@BaltimoreBrew @MayorBMScott @OIG_Baltimore @isabel_cumming @Zeke_Cohen @BillforBmore The only way to avoid destruction of evidence is to surprise the administration with search warrants.

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@RealJamesWoods Actblue needs an investigation real bad.